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One persons prayer is just as good as another persons prayer, all things being equal. Prayer is a private thing. The small ones can be just as powerful as the long prayers. We shouldn't criticize prayers but... This prayer is just too much.

Along with thanking God for Ford and Toyota and a bunch of other junk, he thanks God for his "smoking hot" looking wife.

NASCAR Prayer: Pastor Thanks Jesus For Engines, 'Smoking Hot Wife'

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I never saw the film, but the prayer seems in accordance with the tone of the film judging by the previews that I did see on television.

I thought the movie was hilarious, but there was the one part where they were sitting down to say grace at Thanksgiving, and he does say thanks for his "smokin' hot" wife. The prayer seems to be a nod to the movie.

Guest Sachi001
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LOL! Definitely not after the proper order of prayer. However I give thanks to the Lord for my smokin' hot wife also.

Guest gopecon
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I'm just happy that my priesthood leaders have always taken communication with Deity more seriously than this pastor apparently does. I did know a missionary who prayed for Steve Young (any members of the Church who were playing football that day) before a Super Bowl one year.

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Don't recall where but I remember Jesus saying to pray in private if you want to be heard. Public prayer is for public consumption and does escape the ionosphere.

Maybe it's just science. Prayers said into a microphone are converted to electricity (piezo-electric effect) and go no further than that circuit. Kolob? Forget it.

Edited by Captain_Curmudgeon

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