Exemplars Of Thought

[lisajo]

I don't know if this falls in this catagory, but a girl here was arrested for Drugs the head line of the paper said..........................

POPE ARRESTED ON METH CHARGES,

Ya her last name is Pope, it was even on Jay Leno LOLOL

[Princess3dward]

lol!!!!

[Guest MrsS]

'QUOTE(MrsS @ Sep 8 2006, 06:25 AM)

My neighbor delighted in having the Missionaries over for dinner.END QUOTE'

Was his name Hannibal Lecter, by any chance?

Did you have an unusually high turn over of Missionaries in your area...lol

Actually we did!!!

[Dr T]

Thank you for that. Whenever you have something like that, don't hesitate to add it.

[Dror]

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Mmmm... tasty! ((smacking my lips))

[Guest MrsS]

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Mmmm... tasty! ((smacking my lips))

That reminds me of when my older brother was having the "Talk" with his future in-laws. They asked if he liked children. He said with a very dead-pan expression on his face; "Only if they are properly prepared and cooked"

[Lindy]

I don't know if this falls in this catagory, but a girl here was arrested for Drugs the head line of the paper said..........................

POPE ARRESTED ON METH CHARGES,

Ya her last name is Pope, it was even on Jay Leno LOLOL

ROFL..... Darn I missed that one!

[Dr T]

I missed it too. Lisajo, that fits perfectly! Thank you to everyone else too, for adding to my fun.

Dr. T

[Dr T]

Large Sea Turtle Injured In Stingray Attack - headline, local6.com

Enough with the "I can top that Stingray story" idea journalists! I don't think that the first stingray story will be topped.

[Dr T]

Giant Spider Invades Tallmadge Family's Porch - headline, Associated Press, Sept. 13

If that is all it takes to make the news, my home should be plastered ALL OVER the newspapers!!!

Dr. T

[Dr T]

Study Says English Is Alive, Well - headline, Houston Chronicle, Sept. 14

Que?

[LionHeart]

"If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

-Brooke Shields

As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.

- Weisert

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

"Please provide the date of your death."

-from an IRS letter

"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."

-George Bush

"The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others."

-Gerry Brown

L.H.

[Dr T]

Those are great L.H.!

Thanks

[Princess3dward]

"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."

-George Bush

Makes you kinda think....

[LionHeart]

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"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."

-George Bush

Makes you kinda think....

I believe this was George Bush senior that made this astement.

L.H.

[Princess3dward]

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"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."

-George Bush

Makes you kinda think....

I believe this was George Bush senior that made this astement.

L.H.

Because the president is soo intelligent.

(Depends on how you look at it I guess.... I don't like him much...)

[LionHeart]

During the Firestone Tire blowout epidemic, which nearly caused the company to go belly up, there was one dealership having a sale on firestone tires. They had a big sign out front that said "Blowout Sale"

I heard this on Paul Harvey News and Comment.

L.H.

[Dr T]

Benedict XVI's Background Is Theological, Not Diplomatic - headline, Jerusalem Post, Sept. 18

What do you all think tipped this journalist off?

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Astronauts Put Final Touches on Solar System - headline, Independent Online (South Africa), Sept. 15

And people have thought for years that it was God that took care of that.

Oil Prices Up Despite Cut in OPEC Output - headline, Associated Press, Sept. 15

Um...

Ever heard of supply and demand?

[Dr T]

Friend charged in slaying Headline-Chicago Tribute 9/19/06

Need your help.

Option 1:

"Some friend"

Option 2:

"With a friend like that…

Option 3:

Fill in a better addition to this headline.

Thanks,

Dr. T

[Dr T]

1 arrest sparks a drop in crime Headline-The Mercury News 9/19/06

Yep, that’s one less criminal on the streets of San Jose. That is a drop.

[Princess3dward]

1 arrest sparks a drop in crime Headline-The Mercury News 9/19/06

Yep, that’s one less criminal on the streets of San Jose. That is a drop.

Haha.

[Dr T]

Man bites panda in Beijing zoo after bear bites him headline from MSN homepage 9/20/06

Can you imagine saying, "Well, he bit me first" when talking about a panda bear biting you. It is your fault from your idiocy of being drunk and jumping into the Panda's cage to pet it while it was sleeping. IT A BEAR GENIUS!!!

article found here http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14922482/?GT1=8506

[Dr T]

Security Council Deals Jordanian Blow - headline, Associated Press, Sept. 14

I didn’t know those guys were selling drugs!

For those that don’t know- Drug Slang Term - "Blow"

Cocaine; to inhale cocaine; to smoke marijuana; to inject heroin

[LionHeart]

"I was provided with addtional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version."

-Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony

[Dr T]

Thanks L.H.,

That is a funny way to say, "I lied." The next time I (unwittingly) say something that is inaccurate when talking to my wife, and it comes to my attention that I’m wrong-I'll have to use that. I'm sure she'll appreciate it.