lisajo Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 I don't know if this falls in this catagory, but a girl here was arrested for Drugs the head line of the paper said.......................... POPE ARRESTED ON METH CHARGES, Ya her last name is Pope, it was even on Jay Leno LOLOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess3dward Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 lol!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MrsS Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 'QUOTE(MrsS @ Sep 8 2006, 06:25 AM) My neighbor delighted in having the Missionaries over for dinner.END QUOTE' Was his name Hannibal Lecter, by any chance? Did you have an unusually high turn over of Missionaries in your area...lol Actually we did!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted September 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 Thank you for that. Whenever you have something like that, don't hesitate to add it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dror Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 Kids Make Nutritious SnacksMmmm... tasty! ((smacking my lips)) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MrsS Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 Kids Make Nutritious SnacksMmmm... tasty! ((smacking my lips)) That reminds me of when my older brother was having the "Talk" with his future in-laws. They asked if he liked children. He said with a very dead-pan expression on his face; "Only if they are properly prepared and cooked" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindy Posted September 10, 2006 Report Share Posted September 10, 2006 I don't know if this falls in this catagory, but a girl here was arrested for Drugs the head line of the paper said..........................POPE ARRESTED ON METH CHARGES,Ya her last name is Pope, it was even on Jay Leno LOLOLROFL..... Darn I missed that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted September 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2006 I missed it too. Lisajo, that fits perfectly! Thank you to everyone else too, for adding to my fun. Dr. T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted September 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Large Sea Turtle Injured In Stingray Attack - headline, local6.comEnough with the "I can top that Stingray story" idea journalists! I don't think that the first stingray story will be topped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted September 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Giant Spider Invades Tallmadge Family's Porch - headline, Associated Press, Sept. 13 If that is all it takes to make the news, my home should be plastered ALL OVER the newspapers!!!Dr. T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted September 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 Study Says English Is Alive, Well - headline, Houston Chronicle, Sept. 14Que? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LionHeart Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 "If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." -Brooke Shields As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error. - Weisert "A day without sunshine is like, you know, night." "Please provide the date of your death." -from an IRS letter "I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them." -George Bush "The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others." -Gerry Brown L.H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted September 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 Those are great L.H.! Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess3dward Posted September 17, 2006 Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 "I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them." -George Bush Makes you kinda think.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LionHeart Posted September 17, 2006 Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 <div class='quotemain'>"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them." -George Bush Makes you kinda think....I believe this was George Bush senior that made this astement.L.H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess3dward Posted September 17, 2006 Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 <div class='quotemain'><div class='quotemain'>"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them." -George Bush Makes you kinda think....I believe this was George Bush senior that made this astement.L.H.Because the president is soo intelligent.(Depends on how you look at it I guess.... I don't like him much...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LionHeart Posted September 17, 2006 Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 During the Firestone Tire blowout epidemic, which nearly caused the company to go belly up, there was one dealership having a sale on firestone tires. They had a big sign out front that said "Blowout Sale" I heard this on Paul Harvey News and Comment. L.H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted September 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 Benedict XVI's Background Is Theological, Not Diplomatic - headline, Jerusalem Post, Sept. 18What do you all think tipped this journalist off?===Astronauts Put Final Touches on Solar System - headline, Independent Online (South Africa), Sept. 15 And people have thought for years that it was God that took care of that. Oil Prices Up Despite Cut in OPEC Output - headline, Associated Press, Sept. 15Um...Ever heard of supply and demand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted September 20, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Friend charged in slaying Headline-Chicago Tribute 9/19/06Need your help.Option 1:"Some friend"Option 2:"With a friend like that…Option 3:Fill in a better addition to this headline.Thanks,Dr. T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted September 20, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 1 arrest sparks a drop in crime Headline-The Mercury News 9/19/06Yep, that’s one less criminal on the streets of San Jose. That is a drop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess3dward Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 1 arrest sparks a drop in crime Headline-The Mercury News 9/19/06Yep, that’s one less criminal on the streets of San Jose. That is a drop.Haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted September 20, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Man bites panda in Beijing zoo after bear bites him headline from MSN homepage 9/20/06Can you imagine saying, "Well, he bit me first" when talking about a panda bear biting you. It is your fault from your idiocy of being drunk and jumping into the Panda's cage to pet it while it was sleeping. IT A BEAR GENIUS!!!article found here http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14922482/?GT1=8506 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted September 21, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 Security Council Deals Jordanian Blow - headline, Associated Press, Sept. 14I didn’t know those guys were selling drugs!For those that don’t know- Drug Slang Term - "Blow"Cocaine; to inhale cocaine; to smoke marijuana; to inject heroin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LionHeart Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 "I was provided with addtional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version." -Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted September 21, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 Thanks L.H., That is a funny way to say, "I lied." The next time I (unwittingly) say something that is inaccurate when talking to my wife, and it comes to my attention that I’m wrong-I'll have to use that. I'm sure she'll appreciate it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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