Princess3dward Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 Well... conflict is no good... for anyone.
JoshuaFKon Posted September 2, 2006 Author Report Posted September 2, 2006 Really? You never?Yes, I've never meet anyone from Canda, (I'm really just a dull person with a big attention span, who stays and home and reads all about religon, poltics, and economics...*shhh*don't tell anyone ) Not as cold as people think it is. lol.How cold is it....do you guys ever wear T-shirts or go swimming?I hope to keep living here, but I will probably go to the states for schooling.What to you want to go to school for?Josh B)
lisajo Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 OHHHHHHHH My Look at forum replies 666 OUCH Forum Statistics: Members: 4, Topics: 4535 Replies: 66625, Total Posts: 71,160 Our newest member:
Princess3dward Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 I only wear a t-shirt when swimming when I have already been sunburned. I want to go to BYU, unless I find some other school with a good music program that I have a chance getting into. I want to play the flute for a living. Anything to do with the flute is bliss for me!
JoshuaFKon Posted September 2, 2006 Author Report Posted September 2, 2006 Ah, Lisajo...I was wondering where you went....you know....I think they're right...your eye is making me a little paronoid.I can see you're trying very hard to take my spot...I'll give you the "666" was good....I think this calls for another joke....A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that its not so easy to get in heaven. There are some criteria before entry is allowed.For example, was the man religious in life? Attend church? No? St. Peter told him that's bad.Was he generous? give money to the poor? Charities? No? St. Peter told him that that too was bad.Did he do any good deeds? Help his neighbor? Anything? No? St. Peter was becoming concerned.Exasperated, Peter says, "Look, everybody does something nice sometime. Work with me, I'm trying to help. Now think!"The man says, "There was this old lady. I came out of a store and found her surrounded by a dozen Hell's Angels. They had taken her purse and were shoving her around, taunting and abusing her.I got so mad I threw my bags down, fought through the crowd, and got her purse back. I then helped her to her feet. I then went up to the biggest, baddest biker and told him how despicable, cowardly and mean he was and then spat in his face"."Wow", said Peter, "That's impressive. When did this happen"?"Oh, about 10 minutes ago", replied the man. Josh
lisajo Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 Ah, Lisajo...I was wondering where you went....you know....I think they're right...your eye is making me a little paronoid.JoshParinoia will destroy ya! ( it's a song)
JoshuaFKon Posted September 2, 2006 Author Report Posted September 2, 2006 JoshParinoia will destroy ya! ( it's a song)Everyone hates me because I'm paronoid!(sarcasm)and another joke...Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."Said and done, the next time God looks the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long, on the line of men that dominated women there was only one man.God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud, Learn from him!" Tell them my son how did you manage to be the only one on that line?The man said, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here."
Princess3dward Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 Ya. I heard that one before.I love it!Men should always listen to their wives!<3A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that its not so easy to get in heaven. There are some criteria before entry is allowed.For example, was the man religious in life? Attend church? No? St. Peter told him that's bad.Was he generous? give money to the poor? Charities? No? St. Peter told him that that too was bad.Did he do any good deeds? Help his neighbor? Anything? No? St. Peter was becoming concerned.Exasperated, Peter says, "Look, everybody does something nice sometime. Work with me, I'm trying to help. Now think!"The man says, "There was this old lady. I came out of a store and found her surrounded by a dozen Hell's Angels. They had taken her purse and were shoving her around, taunting and abusing her.I got so mad I threw my bags down, fought through the crowd, and got her purse back. I then helped her to her feet. I then went up to the biggest, baddest biker and told him how despicable, cowardly and mean he was and then spat in his face"."Wow", said Peter, "That's impressive. When did this happen"?"Oh, about 10 minutes ago", replied the man. Okay.. that one is funny!
JoshuaFKon Posted September 2, 2006 Author Report Posted September 2, 2006 So you like the flute huh? I play the paino a little...but I can't seem to force myself to practice enough.....I guess it's a gift... Josh B)
Princess3dward Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 I play the piano to (Since I was six). I used to be foreced to play, and then I begged to get back into lessons after I was taken out of them.
JoshuaFKon Posted September 2, 2006 Author Report Posted September 2, 2006 Like I said, its a gift..... I like to listen to music though....what kind of music to you like? Josh B)
Princess3dward Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 Anything but country, rap, or pop... no heavy metal either. What about you?
JoshuaFKon Posted September 2, 2006 Author Report Posted September 2, 2006 Anything but country, rap, or pop... no heavy metal either. What about you?well.........................................I'm a huge country music fan You must not have heard it, country music is great!But I also likeJazzSwingDisco:elvis: and everything accept rap, and heavy metalJosh B) What is there other than country, rap, or pop...and heavy metal?
JoshuaFKon Posted September 2, 2006 Author Report Posted September 2, 2006 Hmmm.... that's cool B) Well I'm gonna sign off now....getting tired, its been a long, long day.... It was nice talking to you instead of arguing...(although I'll come back to my questions later) good night Josh B) Thanks for cheering me up :)
Dr T Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 Men should always listen to their wives!<3 How many of my wives should I listen to?Anything but country, rap, or pop... no heavy metal either. I had to laugh. Just what do you take the word "anything" to mean?But I also likeJazzSwingDisco:elvis: and everything accept rap, and heavy metal I hope the "Disco: elvis" was just a typo and not saying Elvis was disco.Thanks for the enjoyment. Dr. T
JoshuaFKon Posted September 2, 2006 Author Report Posted September 2, 2006 Hey Dr. T :) Sorry about the "Disco:elvis:" It should have looked like this: Disco Josh B)
Princess3dward Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 Men should always listen to their wives!<3 How many of my wives should I listen to?Anything but country, rap, or pop... no heavy metal either. I had to laugh. Just what do you take the word "anything" to mean?But I also likeJazzSwingDisco:elvis: and everything accept rap, and heavy metal I hope the "Disco: elvis" was just a typo and not saying Elvis was disco.Thanks for the enjoyment. Dr. THahaha. You are welcome Dr. T!
Dr T Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 Don't you guys sleep? No need to apologize Joshua. Those did provide some entertainment for me.
JoshuaFKon Posted September 2, 2006 Author Report Posted September 2, 2006 Don't you guys sleep? No need to apologize Joshua. Those did provide some entertainment for me. What is this "sleep" I keep hearing about? Josh B)
Maureen Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 AHHHHHHH look how cute they are with each other, and getting along so well I've been reading their lovely dialogue too - I think it's called flirting! Not as cold as people think it is. lol.How cold is it....do you guys ever wear T-shirts or go swimming?What are T-shirts? I'm kidding....yes, the cavemen of Canada wear T-shirs, go swimming, read books, build cities, find the Cystic Fibrosis gene and just the regular everyday stuff. It might be hard to imagine but the Canadian culture is very similar to the American culture, it's just further north. :) M.
Dr T Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 Maureen, I'm thankful that you praticipate here. I really enjoy you. :)
Princess3dward Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 Don't you guys sleep? No need to apologize Joshua. Those did provide some entertainment for me. Why would I do something like that?? <div class='quotemain'>AHHHHHHH look how cute they are with each other, and getting along so well I've been reading their lovely dialogue too - I think it's called flirting! I never flirt! What are T-shirts? I'm kidding....yes, the cavemen of Canada wear T-shirs, go swimming, read books, build cities, find the Cystic Fibrosis gene and just the regular everyday stuff. It might be hard to imagine but the Canadian culture is very similar to the American culture, it's just further north. :) We are practically the same, but with crappier cartoons!
Dr T Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 Psa 127:2 [it is] vain for you to rise up early, to sit up late, to eat the bread of sorrows: [for] so he giveth his beloved sleep.Are you not his beloved?Pro 3:24 When thou liest down, thou shalt not be afraid: yea, thou shalt lie down, and thy sleep shall be sweet.Sleep can be sweet.Jer 31:26 Upon this I awaked, and beheld; and my sleep was sweet unto me.These were just for fun. I know we are told not to love sleep. It would be nice though.
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