Third Hour Forum Rules - Please be familiar with these rules before posting
Log in changes to forums

Stop Oppressive Gardening! Free The Gnomes!

Winnie G

By Winnie G
in General Discussion

 Share

Recommended Posts

Winnie G

Winnie G

Posted
Posted

I must be nuts, or am I? :hmmm:

It is 0245 AM its Friday morning, Why am I up? you may ask? :idea:

For those of you that don’t remember my letter in regard to the Gnome Slave Owners who lives next door, In the early summer.

Not knowing all along, we are a sleeper cell for Free the Gnomes local #6322. :ph34r:

I have posted down below our letter to these Gnome Slave Owners.

Ok I have done it their free!

I am a Gnome freedum fighter, the letter below was place in the mailbox of the Gnome Slave Owners next door.

Yes its true! Dressed in the uniform of a Gnome freedom fighter, (white nightgown tan slippers and hooded shirt)

I freed the gentle and innocent creatures.

Our family has invited these innocent creatures a small holiday with our family of freedom fighters.

Our family feels strongly that the Labor Day weekend was the right timing for this covert act of freedom.

Stop Oppressive Gardening. Free the Gnomes!!!!!

Winnie G

Local Chapter #6322

Shilo MB

R0K2A0

September 1, 2006

Gnome Slave Owner,

We deplore your treatment of gentle woodland creatures, and your total disregard for the basic principles of liberty.

Your moral bankruptcy is evidenced by your acts of wanton recklessness and the deliberate use of coercive force and terror tactics against gentle and innocent creatures.

It has come to our attention that Gnomes are being held captive in your garden.

We do not, as a rule, negotiate with terrorists; however, we request that they be released immediately.

Already your actions have prompted copycat offenses, which we have witnessed.

We understand that you probably were not responsible for the innocent Gnome's original capture but rather purchased him from a Gnome slave trafficker like a garden center or craft show. Please understand that we are not holding you responsible for the state of Gnome slavery in North America.

We are, however, asking you to put an end to your involvement.

Do the responsible thing free your Gnomes today.

Although North American law currently permits you to keep a Gnome in slavery, we believe it to be morally reprehensible. We hope that upon honest reflection, you will agree.

Stop Oppressive Gardening! Free the Gnomes

Thank you,

Your local Gnome chapter.

PS: Your Gnomes are now on holiday and upon their return, we hope that you have used this time to think about their freedom.

Winnie G

Winnie G

Posted
  • Author
Posted

I love to scrapbook; I am making a small scrapbook for the neighbor.

I will leave it around its neck on the front porch when I return them.

Right now they are in the trunk of my car, they need repairing.

They were in two pieces when I grabbed them, my fault not enough recce before I took them.

So my oldest son who by the way finds Gnomes creepy glued them together witch lasted up until it was water soggy from going down one of the water slides to many times.

I could not get the photo just right.

So my hubby is going to fix it again and I will return it in better shape then when I took it.

I have to say this was the best time I have had on holiday with my family in ages.

My son and his little family had more fun looking for things to do with the gnomes.

His hands are the ones holding them up at the rock concert, people in the crowd body surfed the gnomes. It was awesome to watch my family have so much fun with the gnomes.

Strangers laughed them self-silly and so did we. LOL LOL

lisajo

lisajo

Posted
Posted

DR. T,

In reading this post my heart is full, my guilt over runeth, Am so sorry of all the pain i have cost you, please forgive me, Here is you Gnome back!

Posted Image

(can i still have the Dove Choc. though)

With much love and regret

Lisa Jo

Dr T

Dr T

Posted
Posted

Lisajo,

:bawl: Thank you for understanding my pain. Your return of my gnome is truly appreciated and I know how hard must have been to give him up. Gnomes do grow on you. They have this personality that... no, I must not speak of gnomes with longing. Winnie has shown me that people like me have kept them in slavery much too long. :( As of today, "I hereby denounce any gnome bondage. Gnome you are FREE to roam at your leisure (and you won't have to wash my car any more) :roflmbo: Thanks for opening my eyes!

Dr. T

lisajo

lisajo

Posted
Posted

Winnie,

I can't wait to hear the outcome of this, It's been on mind all day :D i soooooooo was going to steal one of my friends Gnomes and take it on a road trip, But she would know it was me :rolleyes:

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
×
 Share
Go to topic listing