Winnie G Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 I must be nuts, or am I? It is 0245 AM its Friday morning, Why am I up? you may ask? For those of you that don’t remember my letter in regard to the Gnome Slave Owners who lives next door, In the early summer. Not knowing all along, we are a sleeper cell for Free the Gnomes local #6322. I have posted down below our letter to these Gnome Slave Owners.Ok I have done it their free!I am a Gnome freedum fighter, the letter below was place in the mailbox of the Gnome Slave Owners next door.Yes its true! Dressed in the uniform of a Gnome freedom fighter, (white nightgown tan slippers and hooded shirt) I freed the gentle and innocent creatures. Our family has invited these innocent creatures a small holiday with our family of freedom fighters.Our family feels strongly that the Labor Day weekend was the right timing for this covert act of freedom.Stop Oppressive Gardening. Free the Gnomes!!!!!Winnie GLocal Chapter #6322Shilo MBR0K2A0September 1, 2006Gnome Slave Owner, We deplore your treatment of gentle woodland creatures, and your total disregard for the basic principles of liberty. Your moral bankruptcy is evidenced by your acts of wanton recklessness and the deliberate use of coercive force and terror tactics against gentle and innocent creatures. It has come to our attention that Gnomes are being held captive in your garden. We do not, as a rule, negotiate with terrorists; however, we request that they be released immediately. Already your actions have prompted copycat offenses, which we have witnessed. We understand that you probably were not responsible for the innocent Gnome's original capture but rather purchased him from a Gnome slave trafficker like a garden center or craft show. Please understand that we are not holding you responsible for the state of Gnome slavery in North America. We are, however, asking you to put an end to your involvement. Do the responsible thing free your Gnomes today.Although North American law currently permits you to keep a Gnome in slavery, we believe it to be morally reprehensible. We hope that upon honest reflection, you will agree.Stop Oppressive Gardening! Free the GnomesThank you, Your local Gnome chapter. PS: Your Gnomes are now on holiday and upon their return, we hope that you have used this time to think about their freedom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 I love it Winnie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winnie G Posted September 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Ok guys the Gnome Photoshttp://good-times.webshots.com/album/553810120QgRvpo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess3dward Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Wow.. You were telling the truth.... That was awsome!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royalohh Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 That is just killer funny you go girl free those gnomes !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess3dward Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 You are my role model! (Other than Jesus) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pushka Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Lol Winnie, those fotos are FAB! I hope you're gonna give copies to your neighbour :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MrsS Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 Winnie, I wish I was in your ward - you are a real hoot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lisajo Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 I wonder if thats were DR. T's gnome went...... remeber his missing gnome thread? Dr.t's GnomeAHHHHHHH I was KiddingWow this is weird!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winnie G Posted September 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 I love to scrapbook; I am making a small scrapbook for the neighbor. I will leave it around its neck on the front porch when I return them. Right now they are in the trunk of my car, they need repairing. They were in two pieces when I grabbed them, my fault not enough recce before I took them. So my oldest son who by the way finds Gnomes creepy glued them together witch lasted up until it was water soggy from going down one of the water slides to many times. I could not get the photo just right. So my hubby is going to fix it again and I will return it in better shape then when I took it. I have to say this was the best time I have had on holiday with my family in ages. My son and his little family had more fun looking for things to do with the gnomes. His hands are the ones holding them up at the rock concert, people in the crowd body surfed the gnomes. It was awesome to watch my family have so much fun with the gnomes. Strangers laughed them self-silly and so did we. LOL LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 Those are great Winnie! I can't wait to hear what the neighbor says. LisaJo, LOL. Dr. T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winnie G Posted September 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 No way! I am never going to tell them, that’s the fun of the whole thing, They will never know…………………. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyando Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 Winnie: it's great to know some one who is willing to risk leaf and limb for freedom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 That was good Allmosthumble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lisajo Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 DR. T,In reading this post my heart is full, my guilt over runeth, Am so sorry of all the pain i have cost you, please forgive me, Here is you Gnome back!(can i still have the Dove Choc. though)With much love and regretLisa Jo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 Lisajo, Thank you for understanding my pain. Your return of my gnome is truly appreciated and I know how hard must have been to give him up. Gnomes do grow on you. They have this personality that... no, I must not speak of gnomes with longing. Winnie has shown me that people like me have kept them in slavery much too long. As of today, "I hereby denounce any gnome bondage. Gnome you are FREE to roam at your leisure (and you won't have to wash my car any more) Thanks for opening my eyes! Dr. T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lisajo Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 Dr. T. you Crack me up!....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TXRed Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 I must be nuts, or am I? Now, YOU, I've missed!!! Hope all is well with you and your family.TXRed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lisajo Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Winnie, I can't wait to hear the outcome of this, It's been on mind all day i soooooooo was going to steal one of my friends Gnomes and take it on a road trip, But she would know it was me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oddie Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 This is what happens when you steal a Gnome ( their smart ya know)Court TV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess3dward Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 This is what happens when you steal a Gnome ( their smart ya know)Court TVShe didn't "steal". She took them on vacation! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babygirl Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 this is great, your funny...i like this humer. sounds like tons of fun....i dont know anyone with noms, or i would join you in your quest for freedom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyando Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 They cant take away our garden hoe, but the can't take our gnomes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babygirl Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 They cant take away our gsrdon hoe, but the can't take our gnomes.what??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted September 10, 2006 Report Share Posted September 10, 2006 "You can take the gnome out of the garden but you can't take the garden out of the gnome." Or so they say... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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