Dr T Posted February 25, 2008 Report Posted February 25, 2008 The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life...(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me. 4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back?You'll probably need it again.5. Someday I hope to marry...(Inside card) - Someone other than you. 6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.8. We've been friends for a very long time...(Inside card) - What do you say we stop?9. I'm so miserable without you...(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here. 11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and therewas only one life jacket... (Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.12. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday...(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas & West Virginia)14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder...(Inside card) - What was I thinking?15. Congratulations on your wedding day!... (Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband. Got this in an e-mail and thought I'd take one out and share :) Enjoy Quote
WANDERER Posted February 25, 2008 Posted February 25, 2008 · Hidden Hidden Dr T you have a very off-beat sense of humour. I like it : )))).
SmilingRedhead Posted February 25, 2008 Report Posted February 25, 2008 heeheeheeheeheeheehee I love it Very funny Dr T!!! I'm going to have to show this to my hubby - he'll laugh his socks off... :) Quote
Rebky Posted February 26, 2008 Report Posted February 26, 2008 It kinda makes me wish there was someone in my life I hated! LOL ( I care to send the very best... ) And those are pretty good. Quote
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