Vanilla Posted May 16, 2008 Report Posted May 16, 2008 A: depends on how cute he was! :-) Q: Who's on first? Quote
Tough Grits Posted May 16, 2008 Report Posted May 16, 2008 A: God does.Q: Did you know that your foot is as big as your elbow to your wrist?Did you just try to put your foot into the crook of your arm? It fits, doesn't it? Yep. True (but useless) fact. Quote
Vanilla Posted May 16, 2008 Report Posted May 16, 2008 A: I did know that! :-) Q: Why must all good things come to an end? Quote
crytsprospect Posted May 16, 2008 Report Posted May 16, 2008 Thats just a lie don't believe it I have had a lifetime of good things and most are still here What colors make orange? Quote
Dr T Posted May 16, 2008 Report Posted May 16, 2008 A: Red and yellow Q: What two colors make blue? Quote
Listener Posted May 16, 2008 Report Posted May 16, 2008 light sad and dark lonely Can anyone hear me? Quote
Vanilla Posted May 16, 2008 Report Posted May 16, 2008 A: I can't hear you, but I can read you! :-) Q: Is there anybody out there? Quote
Dr T Posted May 17, 2008 Report Posted May 17, 2008 A: No but Pink Floyd wonders if anybody's in there and he is Comfortably Numb. Q: Where does it hurt? Quote
Vanilla Posted May 17, 2008 Report Posted May 17, 2008 A: On the inside Q: When does the pain end? Quote
Dr T Posted May 17, 2008 Report Posted May 17, 2008 A: Well, if you stop doing that, we'll see Q: What's in the dark? Quote
Guest Leeanntheone1 Posted May 17, 2008 Report Posted May 17, 2008 A-Everyone who only thinks that they can see.Q- Who is in the light? Quote
Tough Grits Posted May 17, 2008 Report Posted May 17, 2008 A: Those who walk with faith, rather than sight.Q: Why do we drive on a parkway, and park in a driveway? Quote
pam Posted May 17, 2008 Report Posted May 17, 2008 A: Again only to confuse us. B. What do you say if you are talking to God and he sneezes? Quote
Dr T Posted May 17, 2008 Report Posted May 17, 2008 (that's a good one pammy :) ) A: God does not sneeze Q: "What would be better?" Quote
Tough Grits Posted May 18, 2008 Report Posted May 18, 2008 A: Can my answer be a question? Oops, did that count? DOHQ: Can you sneeze without closing your eyes? Quote
pam Posted May 18, 2008 Report Posted May 18, 2008 A. No B. Does your heart really stop each time you sneeze? Quote
Vanilla Posted May 19, 2008 Report Posted May 19, 2008 A: I hope not, can you imagine, Death by Sneezing? Q: Dude, where's my car? Quote
Guest leeanntheonetoo Posted May 21, 2008 Report Posted May 21, 2008 A: I don no.Q: Can we cry under water?Leeann:rolleyes: Quote
Vanilla Posted May 21, 2008 Report Posted May 21, 2008 Yes, but it might make it hard to breathe. Do you know the muffin man? Quote
Tough Grits Posted May 23, 2008 Report Posted May 23, 2008 A: Sure, he lives over on Drury Lane.Q: Why did the cow jump over the moon? Quote
Dr T Posted May 23, 2008 Report Posted May 23, 2008 A: Because it was there Q: Wouldn't that be nice? Quote
Guest tomk Posted May 23, 2008 Report Posted May 23, 2008 A: Sheer boredom? Q: What is the cow's name? Quote
Tough Grits Posted May 23, 2008 Report Posted May 23, 2008 A: DaisyQ: Why did the dish and the spoon have to run away? Quote
Dr T Posted May 23, 2008 Report Posted May 23, 2008 A: Because their parents didn't approve of their wedding. Q: Do you take this woman to be your wife? Quote
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