Guest GhostRider Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 please feel free to add your own!! 1-cook Biscuits and gravy 2-Fix things without duct tape 3-change a tire 4-um...Cook----lots of em dont.... 5 drive a stick shift automobile 6 Kill A Bug 7 Run a Trollin Motor 8 Saddle a horse 9 Properly store food 10 Light a fire 11 cook on a fire 12 Make a bed 13 Make home made bread 14 Milk a cow 14 gather eggs 15 Find edible plants 16 Keep men in line 17 understand when men say we will be right back it means Off to fish with the guys. see you in a few months...lol 18 Understand the hidden MAN language 19 y'alls turn ok...brain dead....so..any ideas y'all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 Wow I actually know some of them. Now some I've never been taught...Like saddle a horse or milk a cow. Not to say I couldn't do them...Just never been taught. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 What????? I can't use duct tape? I thought that was the answer to everything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COcowgirl Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 wait a sec hun.........duct tap is not allowed, but ...but..but...I have kid, now what am I supposed to do? Oh and ummm yeah we will talk about #17 and 18 later...lololol. You dont want the dog house again do you....mwhahahahaha!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostRider Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 lol pam!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 Some of these are tongue-in-cheek, and others are real Sew on a button Hem pants Spot-clean laundry Change the oil in the car Check fluids (and the air filter) in the car Blog Take self-portraits without focusing on the inside of her arm Put a baby to sleep Lead music Correctly measure herself for a bra Know how to buy men's clothing (sizing, etc.) The rules of the game: soccer, football, basketball, baseball, volleyball, etc. Change a fuse in the car Correct a "blown" circuit in the house Hook up all the components of a desktop computer I think that's all I can come up with at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ceeboo Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 Hello ghost, Very interesting, It makes me wonder if I should have been a woman, I can do all of those and yet could only do one on the Man list.:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostRider Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 good ones oh great one...i mean wing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 Hello ghost,Very interesting,It makes me wonder if I should have been a woman, I can do all of those and yet could only do one on the Man list.:) hahahahahahahahahahahaha I about fell off my chair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 good ones oh great one...i mean wing :notworthy: :notworthy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 Hello ghost,Very interesting,It makes me wonder if I should have been a woman, I can do all of those and yet could only do one on the Man list.:)Careful...this might have to get moved to the Open Forum. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honor Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 Alright GR, retitle the post - "Things GR's woman should know..." Good luck CO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ceeboo Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 Careful...this might have to get moved to the Open Forum. :DDo they even let femanine Catholic Guys in the " Open Forum "?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 Do they even let femanine Catholic Guys in the " Open Forum "?? Oh now that's one we'll have to refer to the terms and conditions of the site to answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 hahahahahahahahahahahaha I about fell off my chair. Wait...isn't this where duct tape would come in handy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 Do they even let femanine Catholic Guys in the " Open Forum "?? :roflmbo: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COcowgirl Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 Alright GR, retitle the post - "Things GR's woman should know..." Good luck CO. Thanks Honor soooooo much for that......lolololol I about died on that one.lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostRider Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 It is official...its Pick On Ghost rider day...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 It is official...its Pick On Ghost rider day...lolPick, pick, pick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ceeboo Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 Pick, pick, pick.Can I please offer you a tissue?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honor Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 It is official...its Pick On Ghost rider day...lol poke poke poke.... oh you said pick... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostRider Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 lol...thanks CeeBoo honor..dont make me get my stick..lol Oh..some more... Learn how to....jk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Curmudgeon Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 Interesting that the list for men came from Popular Mechanix and was probably written by men and the lists for women here are written by men. I wonder how both lists would look if they were written by women.n. Know the way or know how to ask for directions: don't drive around clueless.n. Know how to operate a toilet seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misshalfway Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 (edited) I used to just buck against the whole June Cleaver thing. I so wanted to be a boy. And was so annoyed when everyone kept telling me to keep my shirt on! But then I got married and then the kids came along.....and you know.....I actually can do so many things now and am glad for it! My father taught me so many skills.....as much as my mother did. I can sew the best halloween costumes and bake a mean loaf of bread and so far haven't killed anyone with my cooking. So....on the balance I think June would be proud. I guess I have decided that being a girl isn't half bad. :) Edited September 26, 2008 by Misshalfway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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