pam Posted March 11, 2009 Report Posted March 11, 2009 When the MTC was built in Provo, beautiful green athletic fields were planted so the missionaries would have a place to exercise. However, they were so inviting that BYU students were attracted there, and you would see BYU students out playing touch football, throwing Frisbees, etc., on the missionaries' field. To deal with this problem, a large banner was posted, which read "Missionaries Only." The next day, BYU students were out on the field, playing touch football and throwing Frisbees. They had posted a new banner which read, "Every member a missionary." Quote
Berean Posted March 11, 2009 Report Posted March 11, 2009 Hmm I thought it was every member a mission president...Psst. I saw an elder wearing a baseball cap and drinking...*soda* on a p day!!!! Quote
Dravin Posted March 11, 2009 Report Posted March 11, 2009 (edited) We had an amusement park in the mission. First the members complains about Elders on the roller coasters in proselyting clothes, which the MP told them to wear when they got permission to go to prevent complaints. Then the members complained about Elders on the roller coasters in P-Day clothes, which the MP told them to wear when they got permission to go to avoid complaints. Then we weren't allowed to go. Every member a mission president still brings back memories, and still sometimes makes me want to scream. Especially when people talked about us as 'their' missionaries or 'if you were my' missionaries when getting upset with us doing something we were allowed to do. Always made me want to respond with, "Are you the mission president? No? Are you a GA? No? Then shut up, you don't have stewardship!" Luckily I had better sense then to actually say it. Edited March 11, 2009 by Dravin Forgot a phrase. Quote
Berean Posted March 12, 2009 Report Posted March 12, 2009 Yeah sometimes best to bite one's tongue fortunately...and good for the team BTW. I heard of a restaurant that refused to sell soda to missionaries...coffee tea and alcohol, cigarettes I understand but we are allowed to drink soda. Oh no I just finished my bottle of Coke and need another... I am a convert and will not be a missionary until my husband and I do it as seniors. I am going to drink up. Quote
Dravin Posted March 12, 2009 Report Posted March 12, 2009 No soda? Now that is funny considering the MTC has soda fountains. Quote
Wingnut Posted March 12, 2009 Report Posted March 12, 2009 Yeah, the MTC is the only place I've ever seen caffeine-free Barq's. Barq's is already nasty enough with the caffeine. BLECK! Quote
Ghost_Rider Posted March 12, 2009 Report Posted March 12, 2009 Sounds alot like the time me and my Mishies 3 went to BW3...kept telling them..no looking at the TV's elders!!! We went on thier P day. Just to hang out and eat some wings (on the Cheap) the funny thing is..on the wall of fame..its all Elders!!! makes me chuckle just to think about it! Quote
pam Posted March 12, 2009 Author Report Posted March 12, 2009 Hmm I thought it was every member a mission president...Psst. I saw an elder wearing a baseball cap and drinking...*soda* on a p day!!!! Rules must have changed, because the Elders were ALWAYS at our house on P day...wearing things like that and we always had sodas for them. Quote
pam Posted March 12, 2009 Author Report Posted March 12, 2009 Also this is a joke thread. Not a debate about what the Elders can drink on P day. hahahahaha Quote
Lbybug Posted March 12, 2009 Report Posted March 12, 2009 PAMMMMMM!!!! i heard that story like 10 years ago at EFY and had been wondering how exactly it went.... now i know why you're my IDOL!!!! thanks Quote
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