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All dumbs ain't blond

okay, I'm not even blond, but I thought it was funny.

Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

This body is a temple and you ain't got no recommend.

Jesus is coming. Look busy.

I can't. I'm mormon.

I'm an 8 cow wife.

Utah, but I'm taller.

I'm on a mission from God.

Yep. I'm a saint!

okay seriously. My warning label would be: I'm only human.

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Weird sense of humor

Is he ever serious

Can be like a snake

Sarcarsm

Shouldn't it be "Steals from the poor huddling masses and hordes for himself"? :D

Caution: Wins arguments by blurting out inane facts until you walk away in disgust.

Reminds me of "Mr. Nigel Murray" from the TV show Bones.

I have no idea what my warning label would be. Anyone care to take a shot?

**braces self**

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