Seraphim Moonshadow Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 I'll procrastinate tomorrow. At warp factor 9, they ALL look green to me. To insanity...and beyond! An island of reason is in a sea of foolishness. This vehicle is protected by Anti-Theft Sticker. I love Dorks. My wife keeps saying I'm not listening to her...or something like that. I HAD a life...but my job ATE it. Never underestimate the power of a redhead. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list. This is not an abandoned vehicle. Today is the day I'll get everything done. Well, maybe.... I respect your opinion. I just think it's stupid. Mad cow survivor. Driver carries no cash--he's married! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LionHeart Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 Vote for pedro. Forget the ugly tree, you were beaten with the ugly forest! Never under estimate the power stupid people in large groups. Money talks. Mine always says "goodbye." I used up all my sick days so I'm calling in dead. The voices in my head are telling me that you're crazy. I live off in my own little world; but it's okay, they know me here. Have a nice day :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
begood2 Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 SM and LionHeart, I enjoyed reading your witty/comical sayings! Thank you for sharing. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest funkyfool416 Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 I'm glad that you have found a way to entertain yourselves. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphim Moonshadow Posted January 14, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 Oh, you bet I entertain myself pretty well. Thanks... I have two static clean stickers..... Chaos-panic-fear-my work here is done. A man is incomplete until he's married. Then he's FINISHED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crazy Horse Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 I am out of estrogen and have a gun. (enter residents B) of any US state)-gutshoot 'em at the border. (I shall now steal sm's) Never underestimate the power of a redhead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aristotle Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 Sorry, I can't resist. ;-) Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date. ~~~~~ I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. ~~~~~ I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. ~~~~~ You look like a million bucks! (All green and wrinkled.) ~~~~~ Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma. ~~~~~ I never forget a face...but in your case I'll make an exception! ~~~~~ Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship ~~~~~ I was born at night but not last night. ~~~~~ If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong. ~~~~~ I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame it on you! ~~~~~ My answer is right it is your question that is wrong. ~~~~~ Body by Fisher-Price, Brains by Mattel. ~~~~~ His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels. ~~~~~ His belt doesn't go through all the loops. ~~~~~ If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate. ~~~~~ If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean. ~~~~~ Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse. ~~~~~ Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled. ~~~~~ Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes. ~~~~~ Mental cases need a checkup from the neckup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
my_4_lads Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 Here are some of my favorites: My kid beat up your honor roll student ER nurse: pass me now see me later Some village is missing their idiot Back off I am PMSing and I have a gun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lisajo Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 My Fav. For such a small town there sure is alot of idiots My town for sure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphim Moonshadow Posted January 14, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 I miss my x....but my aim is improving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted January 21, 2006 Report Share Posted January 21, 2006 I seen a great bumper sticker this morning......My Dog is an Honor Student........ B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphim Moonshadow Posted January 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2006 Haha! My Dog is an Honor Student...I like that. These sayings crack me up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Monica Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 Why do people put bumper stickers on the rear view window? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphim Moonshadow Posted January 23, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 So they can wash their cars in the winter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8cow Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 I made this one up (you all might not get it... its kinda an inside joke) "Two losers make a winner, and I have a split personality!" (make your fingers into two "L" shapes, put the thumbs together, get it?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lisajo Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 I made this one up (you all might not get it... its kinda an inside joke)"Two losers make a winner, and I have a split personality!"(make your fingers into two "L" shapes, put the thumbs together, get it?)Cute!!!!!!!! Mine is ........don't interrupt me while i'm ignoring you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindy Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 Well behaved women don't make history Land of the FREE BECAUSE of the Brave Some days it's just not worth Gnawing through the straps Oh look, just 2,852,677 more days until I start caring what you think! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MrsS Posted February 18, 2006 Report Share Posted February 18, 2006 Here's a quarter ~ call someone who cares. I refuse to have a battle of the wits with an unarmed person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LionHeart Posted February 18, 2006 Report Share Posted February 18, 2006 You are what you eat......So how does stupid taste? I got pulled over by a cop the other night; which I think is kind of ridiculous because they were pulling over everyone who was driving down that particular sidewalk. And that's profiling; and profiling's wrong. The other morning I saw someone kicking a can down the street. When I asked him what he was doing, he replied: "Moving." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted February 21, 2006 Report Share Posted February 21, 2006 On the way home this evening I seen a bumper sticker that said.....I am not on Estrogen...But I do carry a Gun..........................LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugarbay Posted February 21, 2006 Report Share Posted February 21, 2006 I saw this one on my neighbor's truck: "If it has the characteristics of canine excretement, undoubtedly it is so." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mom_of_jcchlsm Posted February 21, 2006 Report Share Posted February 21, 2006 Real Marriage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acez Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 hehehe how about this one.... "If you can read this..ur too close to my car...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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