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Yeah. Patting yourself on the back is absolutely, 100% fine. Whatever gets you through the day!

And I would like to state for the record: The fact that this didn't end up being a euphemism impresses me to no end. You're fine.

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Ah, so talking to yourself is fine then.

No, he says it's not "more bad" then talking to yourself. So it's bad.

But it's good to talk to us. We're good conversationalists.

And good company too. Of course it's good to talk to us. But we don't want to get banned like the penguin.

The penguin?

Yes, it used to talk to itself all the time just before getting banned.

But no one will ban us for talking to ourselves. We're more loved than the penguin was.

Almost certainly.

What are you doing?

Giving us a hug.

Oh.... Ok... I guess it's no worse.

What?

Nothing.

I'm happily insane thank you very much :P
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was anyone else blindsighted when this thread turned into a masturbation thread?

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This probably has nothing to do with the topic but...

My parents didn't do hugs when I was younger. We had a Bishop in the ward that would ask, "How are you doing today?". If the answer was not "terrific" you got a hug.

I looked forward to this tradition every Sunday; then one year for about a month I didn't see him. I felt deprived. I showed up at his house one Sunday evening and said, "I'm not terrific; I need a hug." I got my hug and he explained it was his new calling keeping him away.

I still get my hugs 20 years later.

I also have several teddy bears that I get hugs. Somedays you just need a hug.

((((((((((((((((((((huggles)))))))))))))))))))))

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