beefche Posted December 20, 2011 Report Posted December 20, 2011 Strike me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the dark side will be complete! Quote
annewandering Posted December 20, 2011 Report Posted December 20, 2011 I am kinda curious where they came up with the theft charge. He was still in the store. Quote
jayanna Posted December 20, 2011 Report Posted December 20, 2011 Whoa, I'm a Star Wars fan too, but really? maybe he needs mental help or something Attention shoppers, violence on isle 3! Quote
Dravin Posted December 20, 2011 Report Posted December 20, 2011 When the cops asked him to put the light saber down did he at least scream, "Nooooooooooooo!"? Quote
jayanna Posted December 20, 2011 Report Posted December 20, 2011 Did they call his dad to talk him down? man with bullhorn "I am your father, join me" Quote
Dravin Posted December 20, 2011 Report Posted December 20, 2011 Did they call his dad to talk him down?man with bullhorn"I am your father, join me"Luckily despite his arrest there is.. another... Quote
jayanna Posted December 20, 2011 Report Posted December 20, 2011 Maybe it only looked like they caught him, but later he escaped to return to his master to recieve more training... Quote
skippy740 Posted December 20, 2011 Report Posted December 20, 2011 I hope the younglings survived this attack at the Toys R Us Jedi Temple... Quote
JudoMinja Posted December 22, 2011 Report Posted December 22, 2011 Oh my. I literally have a stitch in my side from laughing so much. This is hillarious. And all the comments just make it that much more so... Saw this in the comments on the article page: "You don't need to see his identification." "We don't need to see his identification." "This isn't the Canterbury you're looking for." "This isn't the Canterbury we're looking for." Quote
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