MorningStar Posted January 30, 2013 Report Posted January 30, 2013 So we're in Relief Society and our teacher has a beautiful gift bag on the table with colorful tissue paper. She asks us to guess what's in it. My friend says, "Chocolate!" She gives us a hint, "It's the greatest gift from God." Me: Still chocolate? Turns out it's empty. It's the gift of the Holy Ghost. I ask my friend, "If the Holy Ghost can take the form of a dove, shouldn't there be Dove chocolate in there?!" Quote
Wingnut Posted January 30, 2013 Report Posted January 30, 2013 Turns out it's empty.Lamest. Object lesson. Ever.Lol. Especially when there could have been chocolate in it. Quote
Bini Posted January 30, 2013 Report Posted January 30, 2013 Dove chocolate would have had me in tuned A-Sap! Quote
MorningStar Posted January 30, 2013 Author Report Posted January 30, 2013 I could work chocolate into any lesson. Pretty sure. Quote
Guest Posted January 30, 2013 Report Posted January 30, 2013 Now I really want chocolate. Thanks for nothing. Quote
beefche Posted January 30, 2013 Report Posted January 30, 2013 I could work chocolate into any lesson. Pretty sure."And that is what it means to repent. Anyone want some chocolate?" Quote
selek Posted January 30, 2013 Report Posted January 30, 2013 "If the Holy Ghost can take the form of a dove, shouldn't there be Dove chocolate in there?!" 1) If that were true, there would be a lot more Catholics in the world. (Transubstantiation joke).2) I'm going upstairs right now to make a French Silk pie just to spite you. Quote
Guest Posted January 30, 2013 Report Posted January 30, 2013 2) I'm going upstairs right now to make a French Silk pie just to spite you.I hate you all. Quote
selek Posted January 30, 2013 Report Posted January 30, 2013 I hate you all. Oooh.....just found a fudge brownie mix and chocolate chunks in the pantry.Decisions...decisions... Quote
Wingnut Posted January 30, 2013 Report Posted January 30, 2013 I hate you all.Just for you, Eowyn:http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kZ6BGC36cK0/S7wTfSpqVvI/AAAAAAAAABs/JWle23BGjEY/s320/co.bmp Quote
selek Posted January 30, 2013 Report Posted January 30, 2013 Apparently I'm suffering a fit of compassion: MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE 1 Coffee Mug4 tablespoons flour(that's plain flour, not self-rising)4 tablespoons sugar2 tablespoons baking cocoa1 egg3 tablespoons milk3 tablespoons oil3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional)Small splash of vanilla Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well . Add the egg and mix thoroughly. Pour in the milk and oil and mix well. Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla, and mix again.Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts. The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don't be alarmed!Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired. EAT! (this can serve 2 if you want to share!)(If you want the molten cake variety, you can swirl in a long drizzle of Hershey's chocolate syrup before baking). Quote
Dravin Posted January 30, 2013 Report Posted January 30, 2013 I see how you all are.Oh, we can do better... much better: Click Here Quote
Bini Posted January 30, 2013 Report Posted January 30, 2013 I've been watching cooking shows all morning, and with the Superbowl being just around the corner, of course nacho dishes have been the primary focus. So aside from chocolate pretty much always sounding good, I've just been craving baked nachos, layered with beans and cheese and other tasty goodness. Funny thing is, we don't ever eat nachos, like ever. It's true, though, you eat with your eyes! And I've done a ton of that today. Quote
Dravin Posted January 30, 2013 Report Posted January 30, 2013 I've been watching cooking shows all morning, and with the Superbowl being just around the corner, of course nacho dishes have been the primary focus. So aside from chocolate pretty much always sounding good, I've just been craving baked nachos, layered with beans and cheese and other tasty goodness. Funny thing is, we don't ever eat nachos, like ever. It's true, though, you eat with your eyes! And I've done a ton of that today.Beefche and I are planning a 'Nacho Bar' for the two of us for the Super Bowl. Quote
Wingnut Posted January 30, 2013 Report Posted January 30, 2013 I see how you all are.All? I gave you chocolate! Just for you! No one else. Quote
Guest Posted January 30, 2013 Report Posted January 30, 2013 I don't want the chocolate! I want skinny jeans! ARGH!! Quote
selek Posted January 30, 2013 Report Posted January 30, 2013 I don't want the chocolate! I want skinny jeans! ARGH!!My problem is that I HAVE skinny jeans, I just can't wear them. Quote
Wingnut Posted January 30, 2013 Report Posted January 30, 2013 (edited) Now I really want chocolate. Thanks for nothing.I don't want the chocolate! I want skinny jeans! ARGH!!Well, see, now you're contradicting yourself. Which is it? Here's some dark chocolate for you. It's healthy, right? Edited January 30, 2013 by Wingnut Quote
Guest Posted January 30, 2013 Report Posted January 30, 2013 See the little yellow and red button to the right to issue infractions? Oh, you don't have one of those? Just me? Hmm . . . Quote
selek Posted January 30, 2013 Report Posted January 30, 2013 Praline Sundae Topping Recipe - Allrecipes.com Quote
selek Posted January 30, 2013 Report Posted January 30, 2013 Layered Mint Chocolate Fudge Recipe - Allrecipes.comReady to cry for mercy yet?I haven't even gotten to the secret family recipes.... Quote
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