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When my daughter once poked my finger with her fork and said "Sausage!" The horrified look on her face once she realized what she said had me falling off my chair laughing to the point of major pain and tears.

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Vortling A (age 18, eating his birthday pie): Fuji apples are the best apples!

Vortling B (age 6): Caramel apples are the best apples!

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Vortling A (age 18, eating his birthday pie): Fuji apples are the best apples!

Vortling B (age 6): Caramel apples are the best apples!

I think I'd have to agree with Vortling B. Though if caramel apples were disqualified from the running due to lack of being an actual breed of apple, I'd agree with Vortling B.

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