Best thing about being LDS....

[Litzy]

The ultimate variety of salads at any get-together.

[bytor2112]

I enjoy the wide variety of tatoos and piercings....

[Palerider]

aka church sponsored fight club

One of two church fights that begins and ends with a prayer. The other one is Family Home Evening. Lol!!!

[mordorbund]

All those who would like extend a vote of thanks to Sister Twain:

 

I'm dressing up for church - I lost my white shirt

Why is it so hard to find?

But it's unusual to be punctual

Meetings never start on time.

 

What's that he's preaching - I think he's teaching

Something about salvation

Give up telest'ial; let's act celest'ial

I only want exaltation.

 

BRIDGE:

The best thing about being a Mormon

Is the spirit on that Sunday morn and...

 

CHORUS:

Oh, oh, oh, the Elders' quorum - and High Priest forum -

Sisters - brothers -

Oh, oh, oh the Restoration - and revelation

Oh, oh, oh, worlds without e-end - raised on the Frie-end -

Testimony of Gordon B

Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free - yeah, to practice Agency.

Man! I feel like a Mormon!

 

The ushers need a break - maybe I'll just shake

Some hands and give them a 'hello'--.

Offer them a ride - to the fireside

Show them all the kinds of Jello--

 

(BRIDGE)

(CHORUS)

(BRIDGE)

(CHORUS)

 

 

Enjoy your next talent show (but only if you post a video here).

Edited March 26, 2015 by mordorbund

[Palerider]

All those who would like extend 

:

 

I'm dressing up for church - I lost my white shirt

Why is it so hard to find?

But it's unusual to be punctual

Meetings never start on time.

 

What's that he's preaching - I think he's teaching

Something about salvation

Give up telest'ial; let's act celest'ial

I only want exaltation.

 

BRIDGE:

The best thing about being a Mormon

Is the spirit on that Sunday morn and...

 

CHORUS:

Oh, oh, oh, the Elders' quorum - and High Priest forum -

Sisters - brothers -

Oh, oh, oh the Restoration - and revelation

Oh, oh, oh, worlds without e-end - raised on the Frie-end -

Testimony of Gordon B

Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free - yeah, to practice Agency.

Man! I feel like a Mormon!

 

The ushers need a break - maybe I'll just shake

Some hands and give them a 'hello'--.

Offer them a ride - to the fireside

Show them all the kinds of Jello--

 

(BRIDGE)

(CHORUS)

(BRIDGE)

(CHORUS)

 

 

Enjoy your next talent show (but only if you post a video here).

I need a laugh button .....that's awesome.

[Guest MormonGator]

Home teaching is great too. I just emailed the people I home teach and told them I'm coming over wether they like it or not. 

Hey, they're Mormons too. They can't just slam the door in my face. :-) 

[Palerider]

Home teaching is great too. I just emailed the people I home teach and told them I'm coming over wether they like it or not. 

Hey, they're Mormons too. They can't just slam the door in my face. :-)

Many years ago while Hometeaching we were thrown off someone's porch and told to never come back. I was about 14-15 yrs old.

[Guest]

So, I grew up without any fear of public speaking. At all. This was honed from performances on Fiesta celebrations that my mom always volunteered us for as soon as I was old enough to sing/dance/orate/declame/etc.

My kids don't have that experience. But, at 11 and 13 years old, they grew up without any fear of public speaking as well. They see their mom and dad extemporaneously speaking on First Sundays and giving prepared talks once in a while and then they get to go infront of everybody in Primary and do stuff - like prayer, reading the scripture of the month, extemporaneous testimony bearing, and giving talks... and now with my son a deacon, giving talks in Sacrament Meeting... man, they shine when they are given a school project that requires oral presentation. We went to the Philippines, had a family reunion (that's a party of at least 300 people), they didn't speak the language but they had no problem going on the stage and telling people about themselves...