Firefighters that saved piglets rewarded with sausage 6 months later.

[askandanswer]

1 hour ago, MormonGator said:

I would have done what the president does during thanksgiving with a few select turkeys. Pardon em' 

You would rob justice? For the sake of a turkey?

[Guest MormonGator]

Just now, askandanswer said:

You would rob justice? For the sake of a turkey?

Yes, because pardoning a turkey is on the same scale as giving pardon to Osama Bin Laden. 

Actually these turkeys have horrible lives. Overfed, inbred, in horrible health. It's disgusting actually.  

[askandanswer]

On 26/08/2017 at 1:52 AM, NeuroTypical said:

  They've successfully petitioned for exemptions from the law the harvest 

I like neurotypical's approach better; it at least has some sort of basis in a formal legislative process.

[NeuroTypical]

More like "America's got Talent", where the turkeys are their own judges.

[Revolve]

Growing up we had a special three legged pig. This pig saved the family when the house caught fire, waking everyone up so that we all got out safely. Someone once asked my dad why the pig had only 3 legs. He replied, with a pig this special, you don't eat him all at once!

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On 8/25/2017 at 9:35 AM, zil said:

I tend to like animals better than humans.

You could mean that you like animals better than humans like animals.  This would make sense since you're a cyborg. 

Or you could mean that you like animals better than you like humans.  This would make sense since you're a cyborg that recognizes that humans are much more gamy than pigs.