Ask a question and give an answer

[susieSA]

A: I belive it is the 3 little piggies

Q: Why am I having a hard time coming up with a really good question to ask?

[Dr T]

A: Maybe it's because you are SO smart and know everything already :)

Q: If a mime is arrested, do they tell him he has the right to talk?

[Guest tomk]

A: Sure. Or they just figure he knows his rights by his behavior previous to the arrest.

Q: Have you ever wondered what a mime would do if called as an "expert witness" during a trial?

[Vanilla]

A: Nope, I can honestly say that that question has never crossed my mind. But now that you have brought it up....

Q: Would you call a "Mime Expert Witness" a court "gesture"?

[Guest tomk]

A: I would. BTW, laughing my butt off, that was a good one! So punny!

Q: When a doctor doctors another doctor, does the doctor doctor the doctored doctor the way the doctored doctor wants to be doctored?

[Vanilla]

A: Hardly ever. That's when lawyers come into the picture.

Q: Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

A: I would. BTW, laughing my butt off, that was a good one!

Thanks! :-) I was laughing when I typed it!

[Guest tomk]

A: They are now brands of toothpaste.

Q: Is it just me, or are others looking forward, with great anticipation, to Preparations I through Z?

[Dr T]

A: Thankfully I'm not in need for or anticipate any Preparation(s)

Q: If a fork were made of gold, would it still be considered silverware?

[Guest tomk]

A: It would be goldware {{{{ duh! }}}}

Q: Can Spock mind meld with himself?

[Dr T]

A: Since mind melding can affect emotion at times, I'm not sure if it can be fully used on himself (since I had to look that up)

Q: If all is not lost, where is it?

[Vanilla]

A: In Translation!

Where's the beef?

[Dr T]

Nills, you're the best! :)

A: In N Out

Q: If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?

[Guest tomk]

A: Because we're seeing with our hearts during those times!

Q: Why do bullies always ask "what’s your problem" when they're obviously not going to solve it?

[Dr T]

A: hahahaha-that is just funny..

Q: If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

[Guest tomk]

A: Nostalgia?

Q: When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", under what conditions would it have been funny?

[pam]

A. When it's someone else that says they are tired or their head hurts.

B. Is the hokey pokey really what it's all about?

[Dr T]

A: Stomp stomp!

Q: If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

[pam]

A. Totally to confuse us.

B. If pizza is sold by the slice..is there a guy in the back of the pizza place throwing around a triangle?

[Dr T]

A: Cause he has to go along with the Italian bistro music

Q: If space is a vacuum, who changes the bag?

[Vanilla]

A: Ummmm, D'uh! The BAG lady!!!!

Q: If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

[Dr T]

Hahahah to both your answer and your question Nillers! You are the best at this game.

[Vanilla]

Hahahah to both your answer and your question Nillers! You are the best at this game.

Thanks Doc, this has been a very amusing thread for me to post in. The question I posted was actually someone else's question, but I guess they were to shy to post it. So what is the answer and what is your question?

[Dr T]

A: I guess because they don't "play golf."

Q: Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

[Vanilla]

A: Apparently Mr. Mayer wan not only obsessed with people spelling his name and product right, but he was one of the first people to think outside the box!

Q: Since most Americans would never eat meat from our four-legged canine friends, why do we eat hotDOGS and hush PUPPIES?

[Guest tomk]

A: To cool them down and to maintain their silence.

Q: Why do we call them HAM burgers?