Dr T Posted May 7, 2008 Report Posted May 7, 2008 hahahaha good one Tom A: Cause beef burgers was already taken.Q: Sooner or later, doesn't everyone stop smoking? Quote
Vanilla Posted May 7, 2008 Report Posted May 7, 2008 A: I beleive you are correct Dr T!!! Q: How long has this been goin' on? Quote
Canuck Mormon Posted May 7, 2008 Report Posted May 7, 2008 A: Longer than I care to remember. Q: Why do hotdogs come in packages of 12, while hotdog buns come in packages of 8?????? Quote
Dr T Posted May 7, 2008 Report Posted May 7, 2008 A: Cause there aren't 6 Q: Just what did the cured ham actually have? Quote
Vanilla Posted May 8, 2008 Report Posted May 8, 2008 A: A bladder problem, he was always going wee wee wee all the way home! Q: Where in the world is Carmen SanDiego? Quote
Dr T Posted May 8, 2008 Report Posted May 8, 2008 A: She has been in front of my son for a couple of weeks now (he loves that game) Q: Who says? Quote
Guest tomk Posted May 8, 2008 Report Posted May 8, 2008 A: I don't worry about why. I am just glad it isn't neon green. Q: If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Quote
crytsprospect Posted May 8, 2008 Report Posted May 8, 2008 hahahahahahahahaahahahaha just the humor I needed this morning A: no moralititians Q: Is happiness based in Hap Quote
susieSA Posted May 8, 2008 Report Posted May 8, 2008 A: I do believe that it is Q: Why is it that it is always the last place that you thought to look that you find something? Quote
crytsprospect Posted May 8, 2008 Report Posted May 8, 2008 A: Because you didn't rewind Q: Why do people get Spring Fever? Quote
Dr T Posted May 8, 2008 Report Posted May 8, 2008 (that was a great one Tom!) A: So it can be gone by the time Summer rolls around Q: Why do we go to the top of a tall building only to put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Quote
Guest tomk Posted May 8, 2008 Report Posted May 8, 2008 A: I do believe that it is Q: Why is it that it is always the last place that you thought to look that you find something? I usually keep looking for the missing item a bit longer, just for kicks. Quote
Guest tomk Posted May 8, 2008 Report Posted May 8, 2008 A: LOL. That made me laugh. So we can see who needs a penny dropped on their head, I guess. Q: What I want to know is, why don't we have those binocular thingys on the ground, so we can look back at the people on top of the tall buildings? Quote
Dr T Posted May 8, 2008 Report Posted May 8, 2008 A: Cause we don't want to look up a person's nose. Q: Why is it that you are IN a movie but ON TV? Quote
Guest tomk Posted May 8, 2008 Report Posted May 8, 2008 A: Ask that kid in "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" who got zapped into the TV. I dunno.Q: If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible? Quote
Vanilla Posted May 9, 2008 Report Posted May 9, 2008 A: Nope, Atheists don't swear. Q: Would you, could you in a box? Quote
Dr T Posted May 9, 2008 Report Posted May 9, 2008 Great one (as usual Nilla) A: hahahaha I would and I would in a box! Q: If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? Quote
crytsprospect Posted May 9, 2008 Report Posted May 9, 2008 A: Its the ultimate failure :} O: How can 1+1 = 3 or more Quote
Dr T Posted May 9, 2008 Report Posted May 9, 2008 A: If one of the 1's is a 1 and the other 1 is a set/pair of something else. Q: what to do, what to do? Quote
crytsprospect Posted May 9, 2008 Report Posted May 9, 2008 A: Enjoy life, share joy Q: Will tomorrow be sunny? Quote
Guest tomk Posted May 9, 2008 Report Posted May 9, 2008 A: Its the ultimate failure :}O: How can 1+1 = 3 or more A: In binary, 00000011 is "3" :) Quote
Guest tomk Posted May 9, 2008 Report Posted May 9, 2008 A: Staying home from work today and GOOFING OFF. :)Q: Whatcha doin? Quote
Dr T Posted May 9, 2008 Report Posted May 9, 2008 A: "Nothing" (and answer my children are not allowed to use as we are always doing something) Q: Why should you-nobody else gets to? Quote
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