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Country! Stringed Country or City living?

Big dogs! (Go Boxers!) Michelangelo or Warhol?

Twix! Fried eggs... over hard or over easy?

plain creamy or crunchy peanut butter?

InnerSpace....It was a great movie!!!!! :-) Tootsie roll or bit-o-honey?

Tunnels Erik Estrada or Larry Wilcox (I know, I am showing my age!) :-)

A: Hardly ever. That's when lawyers come into the picture. Q: Whatever happened to Preparations A through G? Thanks! :-) I was laughing when I typed it!

A: Nope, I can honestly say that that question has never crossed my mind. But now that you have brought it up.... Q: Would you call a "Mime Expert Witness" a court "gesture"?

A: Maybe they are just never COLD enough to need them! Q: Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?

A: Depends on whether you are using the Imperial (Standard) Measures or the Metric System! Q: Why is orange the only color that is also a fruit?

A: Sure, but only if impatience is one too! B: Why do cats exist?

Ocean! Black & White or Color?

A: It won't matter, either way it is going to be s'mores weather 24/7/365!!! Q: Where do babies come from?

A: Because you don't want to lie and say winter! :-) Q: Why is New York City the "Big Apple"?

Mid Single Wards already exist! I know this for fact because I am a member of one of them. I know that there are only 9 or 10 of them in the church, but California and Arizona both have at least one and Utah has three of them that I am aware of. The age span is 31-45 and I think that is the perfect span. Once you turn 46 you are out of the ward but at that point you are welcome to be a "frequent visitor". And YES, IMHO, there should be an age limit!!!

That was a great one! :lol: For puf (with no drug reference) A: Depends on what part of the world you live in. Q: Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

A: Better you than me! :-) B: Is the glass half empty or half full?

A: Depends on if you are a reasonable person. Q: Wouldn't it be nice to have all of the answers to all of the questions?

A: As a matter of fact I would! B: If all of your friends were jumping off a cliff, would you jump too?

A: Because I said so and I am the adult! Q: Are we there yet?

A: In the southern part of Nowhere. Q: What ever happened to all of the good old days?

Sorry Doc, I have searched far and wide and contacted my experts on Christian music. Only one of them "kind of" remembered a song like that from way back in the 80's maybe? Is the song really that old?

This place seems to be a magnet for those wanting to come back to church. I came here years ago when I decided to come back. Everyone is right, just go back, people will be happy that you are back. Find your Bishop, meet with him and start enjoying the blessings of the Gospel. Welcome to the board and welcome back to activity!

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