Setheus

Has anyone heard "The greatest and best song in the world--Tribute" by Jack Black of Tenacious D ITs FREEKIN AWSOME!!! It has everything. Angels, demons, brothers working together for good. It even has a dark dusty road.

LOL I remember a long time ago in a galexy far far away the Mods of the board accused Snow of hacking the board. Well, he of course didnt. But I know who diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid Trust me ladies, Snow is not whom you need fear or ignore. Once you learn to pick apart his serious thoughts from his humor you'll find he's quite an interesting read. Maybe I'll just quote Snow everywhere I go....you're not gonna ignore me too are you?

Wish I may Wish I might Have this I wish tonight Are you satisfied? Dig for gold Dig for fame You dig to make your name Are you pacified? All the wants you waste All the things you've chased Then it all crashes down And you break your crown And you point your finger But there's no one around Just want one thing Just to play the king But the castle's crumbled And you're left with just a name Where's your crown King Nothing? Where's your crown? Hot and cold Bought and sold A heart as hard as gold Are you satisfied? Wish I might Wish I may You wish your life away Are you pacified? All the wants you waste All the things you've chased Then it all crashes down And you break your crown And you point your finger But there's no one around Just want one thing Just to play the king But the castle's crumbled And you're left with just a name Where's your crown King Nothing? Where's your crown? I wish I may I wish I might Have this wish I wish tonight I want that star I want it now I want it all and I don't care how Careful what you wish... Careful what you say... Careful what you wish You may regret it Careful what you wish You just might get it Then it all crashes down And you break your crown And you point your finger But there's no one around Just want one thing Just to play the king But the castle's crumbled And you're left with just a name Where's your crown King Nothing? No, you're just nothing Where's your crown King Nothing? No, you're just nothing Absolutely nothing...

So you want me to tell you the story of my life. I'll tell you my story. I'll tell you all of it. I'm flesh and blood, but not human. I havent been human for 200 years. How can I put you at ease, shall we begin, like David Copperfield, I am born I grew up, Or shall we begin when I was born into darkness as I call it. That's really where we should start, don't you think? 1791 was the year it happened, I was 24 younger then you are now, but times where different then, I was a man at that age, the Master of a large plantation just south of New Orlands. I had lost my wife in childbirth, she and the infant had been buried less then half a year. I would have been happy to join them, I couldn't bare the pain of their loss, I longed to be released from it. I wanted to lose it all, my wealth, my estate, my sanity. My invitation was open to anyone,to the whore at my side, to the pimp that followed, but it was a vampire that accepted.... I'll have to tell the rest another time. Got mod work to do.

I've deleted a few posts. Lets nip this problem of bickering in the bud. Remember, "tongue in cheek" then, turn the other cheek. And after that, just hold your tongue if your only comment is a smartelic or negitively charged one. Thanks guys! :)

what u doing hanging out in bars? LOL

First let me just say that no Mod has done any of those things to you Ari. I'm sorry if you have felt that one has. I assure you it was not their intent and either they were not clear or you mistook them. And about "loosing arguments"...I think that is the whole of the problem with this board at the present. We seem to be comming here to win fights. I declare that there is no official right or wrong here. Only beliefes and points of view. God allows us our own beliefs and opinions so lets follow that example. Feel free to counter someone's thoughts with your own...but do it in a way that expresses that you may not beleive like they do but that you enjoy the opertunity to exchange ideas. This is the only way to grow. When we fight no information is exchanged. Walls just go up and we're all a little dumber for it.

Are you comparing United and Albertsons with the Bunny Love Ranch in Nevada?

Ooops! I thought you were referring to this: 'To approach or accost someone with an offer of sexual services in return for payment.' http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=solicit ← No THAT's totally acceptable. I charge $5 for sex ← I'm sorry but you asked for this: Is that all it is worth? ← How differently the minds of men and women work...You see you took that as I was not worth much or maybe selling myself short....but to me and most men its a stratagey. Sell it cheap so you get more business. LOL Didnt you see the joke in what I wrote. 5bucks for sex and 1,400 dollars just to SNUGGLE!! come on, dont you know about how men hate to snuggle?!

Ooops! I thought you were referring to this: 'To approach or accost someone with an offer of sexual services in return for payment.' http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=solicit ← No THAT's totally acceptable. I charge $5 for the sex and $1,400 to snuggle for 15min

You cant solicit without the owner's conscent. This includes begging for a "christmas angel".

______________________Right on, sister! It will take us beyond where no man would dare to go. lol ← I would peg you for either a fem. or you've had bad experiences with a man/men. You often resort to "girl power". Not saying thats nessesaraly a bad thing, but I am seeing a pattern here.

I like the not so subtle way of saying my character has been tested. Can you grade me now too? Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutley. But still, the powerful enjoy live chat each night.

"Always whining Louis. Have you heard enough? I've had to listen to that for 200 years." We're working on it.

"abuse" is such a ....strong word. It was me ladies and gents...fear not. I was switching names around....testing the mod powers to make sure they worked. Oh, and PS I did ban the real Dis from the chat. No one need fear. You were never in any danger. PS Ben was there the whole time so dont go makin up accusations anyone.

Why would a spirit reach over and pull a trigger? Why not just speak and say "Fire!" Why be with us in the first place? A spirit can speak, why not breath? I dont have the answer, but I do know I heard calm steady breathing comming from the the "wrong" direction to be the other human there with me.

No, what a hooker does is called "turning tricks"

...Hey Marine Corps! Bullet sponge Marine Corps! Pick up your steps and run with me! We are the sons of UDT... Whoo-Yah! :)

Guess you've never been to a hook up party...or hooked up with someone at the club. B) Trust me there is NOTHING about hooking up that involves commitment.

actually he hooked up with some smokin mermaids.

I assume the spider met it's fate when I began flapping my arms like a rabid pigion. I never actually saw where it went after that.

Ok, next major terrorist attack that happens I really hope you all lose someone dear to you....and then when you ask me and my brothers in arms to go and defend you or avenge you I'm still going to do it....not because you're sorry behinds deserve it..but because those who fell do. And those too young to fight do. And because sometimes fighting is what is REQUIRED. There was a war in heaven...was Michael and his angels "stupid" for that?

Havent you been paying attention to the prophets? The spirit world is right here on this earth. I'm not saying our dead family members are haunting us or lurking around the corner but I am saying that they are never very far away. They're doing their work and we're doing ours. I'll share something with you. I was laying prone on the ground spotting for my buddy Quaz. We'd been laying there for a day and a half waiting for a certain something to happen. I was on Quaz's left side watching down range and he was looking through his scope. It was absolutly silent out. No breez and no birds singing etc. We were watching a building and a few vehicles around it. As I was watching down range I thought I heard something or someone breathing right next to me on my left side. I slowly turned my head trying to not make quick movements and once I turned my head and saw that no one was there Quaz fired his rifle. Quaz said a choice curse word and with a really weird look on his face he signaled to retreat. We belly crawled back for a distance and then got up and ran back to our pre-planned hidout. I didnt think anything had gone wrong so I just started getting things ready to get out but Quaz was acting really weird. He asked if I saw anyone around us. Long story short when I had "heard" someone breathing next to me and looked away Quaz says that as he was looking through his scope he thought he saw a hand on his right reach over towards his rifle and the next thing he knows his rifle is blasting out a round. Of course when he looked up no one was there except me but I was on his left side.... fast foward ahead... An army ranger unit went down to search the abandond building we'd just recently fired at and found nothing except for the target we'd been spotting up on....with a bullet hole in the bottom of his skull and exiting out through his throat. No one was outside when Quaz's rifle fired. The bulding was on top of a small cavren opening and so no one would have ever come out. We would have waited forever and never seen our target. I believe that there were "others " there with us and that at least one of "them" was responsible for firing Quaz's rifle at the exact moment it needed to be to kill our target through the door Quaz had been aiming at. I think I heard one of them breathing.

Franken, allow me to usher you into the 21st century. "hooking up" doesnt translate into "marry me put a ball and chain around my leg and lets buy a house in the country." "Hook up" means "get together", "go out for a night", and in a most extream sense of the word it means "lets get together for eventual sex" There is nothing about "hooking up" that even comes close to "setteling down". Secondly, Aaron, be honest, has that crappy jibberish EVER worked for you?...ever? If it has...well, you get what you pay for I guess.

I'm a little hurt. My story is absolutly true. I'm not afraid of spiders in the sense that I have a phobia but at that particular instant who would have imagined that a large fuzzy spider would have landed on my shoulder right in the middle of the shower!?! I mean I guess it was up on the wall or ceiling or something and it probably fell on me. Lets see how you react in that situation. Being afraid and confronted by something is one thing....being ambushed by it is another all together. Just because a story is good doesnt make it false. I think the story of david is about as far fetched as they come but I dont discredit it based on that fact.