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Hmmm....Ya think?

I have a friend (who is a dude) who, in the middle of summer, a bunch of guys were riding with him in his car and he had christmas music playing. So the guys just figured "well, he must have had it in here since last christmas and just recently turned it on again." So the tape gets over, and my friend starts digging through his collection of tapes for a different one. By now the boys are thinking "Yeah, we can now listen to something a bit less christmas." So my friend finds a tape and says: "Oh, this one's a good one." He puts it in, and what do you know, more christmas music. L.H.

NOON B)

You know, if I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out. That's a good-looking mummy! -- President Bill Clinton, looking at the recently-discovered Inca mummy "Juanita" By the way Dr.T., those quiz answers were great. Thanks for that. L.H.

CORRECT!!! No offense Dr. T. Why can't Kevin Laroche, who is now living in Canada, be buried in the USA? L.H.

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

Yes, there are six of them. The average mind will ignore the word "of" and will only count three. I counted only four when I did it. So if you counted six, congratulations. Your observational skills are way above average. Unfortunately, there's no prize though. An applaus will have to suffice. L.H.

Isn't this book set the one about the fictional character who lived during the time of the Savior? Thanks L.H.

I think I have it. Corn on the cob. This has to be it. Here's one. It's not really a riddle but it works. FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS. Now count aloud the F's in that sentence. Important, count them ONLY ONCE: do not go back and count them again. How many did you find? L.H.

You'll get less nose bleeds if you'll keep your fingers out of it.

Said latter outside being a different outside than said former outside?

"We are not without accomplishment. We have managed to distribute poverty equally." -Nguyen Co Thatch, Vietnamese foreign minister What a grand accomplishment. Kudos to them.

Are these events stated in chronological order?

That's a good question. Now that I think of it, what on earth would I do with a minion? I would get too restless. He would be fired within a day or two.

I'm going to say an egg.

"wrong"

It's cloudy right now and slightly cold. I like it here because right about when I get sick of the heat, it cools off; and right about when I get sick of the cold, it warms up. Ive have always wondered how it would be to live in a place down on the equator except up in the mountains a bit. A place where the temperature would be a constant 70 degrees year round. That would be sweet. L.H.

Dancergirl, Given your description above, if you ever want to come watch my beautiful children and clean up my house, you are more than welcome. Dr. T lol, any time Dr. T. though they would have to be at seperite times...i can only clean in an empty house :) How come I don't get a minion?

As I was walking to Saint Ives, I met a man with seven wives, each wife had seven cats, each cat had seven kits. Kits, cats, wives. How many were going to Saint Ives?

It takes a certain man three days to ride from his home out in the country, on into town on his horse. He leaves home on tuesday. Yet three days later, he arrives into town on tuesday. How did he do it?

Dr. T I like a Bill Engvall story that is similar to this: A truck driver failed to observe the height warning sign of an overpass. His trailer was too tall to fit underneath it so he got it wedged. So the highway patrol pulls up, and apparently thinks its funny. He walks up to the truck driver and asks: "Did you get your truck stuck?" To which the truck driver responded: "Nope, I was delivering that overpass right there and I ran out of gas." L.H.

I worked on a potato farm for about 12 years, then I became the maintenance manager of our potato warehouse. After that, I started driving an 18 wheeler hauling potatoes from the farm to the warehouse. Eventually we shut the warehouse down and now I just do freelance trucking. I am also a search and rescue volunteer for Teton County Idaho Search and Rescue. I'm the equipment officer. L.H.

Personally, I believe that inspired dreams, many times will require an inspired interpreter. These people who have degrees in dream interpretation most likely have a list of interpretations for certain dreams. For example, if someone dreams about such and such which is followed by so and so, then it means this and that. These people might be helpful in iterpreting dreams that are the brain trying to tell you something, but if it's the Lord trying to tell you something, then I don't believe these people will be of much help. L.H.

Hi Rosie. First of all, I want to say that you are not a nut case. The Lord does give some people unique dreams for special purposes. I get them occaisionally as well. For example, I was shown two years in advance, the circumstances behind my father passing away. Although I didn't understand it until the events actually played out, it played a big role in my being able to get through the ordeal. I would say, however, that you can't always take them at face value. Sometimes, what might seem like the obvious message isn't the intended message at all. For me, though, they're rarely a message of an ensuing catastrophe. Also, there are others for which I'm still trying to find a meaning. L.H.

Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, "Thank God, I'm still alive." But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again. Sen. Barbara Boxer, ( Calif.) I wonder what brought her to this conclusion.