JoshuaFKon

Like I said, its a gift..... I like to listen to music though....what kind of music to you like? Josh B)

So you like the flute huh? I play the paino a little...but I can't seem to force myself to practice enough.....I guess it's a gift... Josh B)

Mormons really can't date untill they're 18? I have to say...I disagree with a lot of things about Mormonism, but you can't attack their moral character Josh B)

Josh Everyone hates me because I'm paronoid! (sarcasm) and another joke... Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter." Said and done, the next time God looks the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long, on the line of men that dominated women there was only one man. God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud, Learn from him!" Tell them my son how did you manage to be the only one on that line? The man said, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here."

Ah, Lisajo...I was wondering where you went....you know....I think they're right...your eye is making me a little paronoid. I can see you're trying very hard to take my spot...I'll give you the "666" was good.... I think this calls for another joke.... A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that its not so easy to get in heaven. There are some criteria before entry is allowed. For example, was the man religious in life? Attend church? No? St. Peter told him that's bad. Was he generous? give money to the poor? Charities? No? St. Peter told him that that too was bad. Did he do any good deeds? Help his neighbor? Anything? No? St. Peter was becoming concerned. Exasperated, Peter says, "Look, everybody does something nice sometime. Work with me, I'm trying to help. Now think!" The man says, "There was this old lady. I came out of a store and found her surrounded by a dozen Hell's Angels. They had taken her purse and were shoving her around, taunting and abusing her. I got so mad I threw my bags down, fought through the crowd, and got her purse back. I then helped her to her feet. I then went up to the biggest, baddest biker and told him how despicable, cowardly and mean he was and then spat in his face". "Wow", said Peter, "That's impressive. When did this happen"? "Oh, about 10 minutes ago", replied the man. Josh

Yes, I've never meet anyone from Canda, (I'm really just a dull person with a big attention span, who stays and home and reads all about religon, poltics, and economics...*shhh*don't tell anyone ) How cold is it....do you guys ever wear T-shirts or go swimming? What to you want to go to school for? Josh B)

lol.....i guess there's no hope for me then...(as long as lisajo keeps feeding my 'bear like' ego anyway) Anyway...since we're so far off topic...what's Canada like? never knew anyone from Canada before.... Josh B)

Of course you wouldn't what was I thinking! Does that really work? *think humble....think humble...humble..* nope....not working for me Josh B)

I liked your blog....I couldn't figure out how to commment on it though... Josh B)

I hope you don't start bragging about all you veiws you helped me get....bragging is bad...(or so I'm told) Josh B)

just read you're reply to my joke..."ZOMBIE!' LOL Ok...I'll admit it...it's all your charm! Josh B)

As adorable as your charm admittedly is... :) since I actually got here first.... my wonerful sense of humor and amazing logic need some credit... Josh B) I just read you're reply to my joke..."ZOMBIE!' LOL Ok...I'll admit it...it's all your charm!

I think she's trying to replace me! I can top it! I know I can! ok...ok...I've got one! Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man." The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow." The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say, "Look! He's moving!" Josh B)

No hard feelings...as long as you're not trying to take my spot as top entertainer and "freak show" to the world..... We're cool :) Josh B)

lol...good story. :) Yes...communism just dosen't work....even if tried out of the best of intentions.... Josh B)

Lisajo...you're not trying to take my spot as top entertainer are you? I said I didn't say you hate people...I said you hate it when people post after they said they wouldn't And I only said that becasue you said.... in a different post Josh B)

Funny you should mention that...I have had the same thought about that verse myself I have three veiws on this. (1) It was completely voluntary (2) They were an extremely small community (3) and it isn't a command, or even recomended...it just tells you want they did. I would have to say an early christian error. I'd love to hear what you're take on that verse is though... josh B)

I choose to take it as a complement :) try and convince me otherwise....I "feel" complement when I read it... Lisajo! you didn't post again after you said you wouldn't?! I know you hate when people do that.... Josh B)

Maybe lisajo was right, and I'm not smart enough to tell when I'm being dissed.... Was that an insult...or a complement? Josh B)

A.K, for once I agree with you, Sleep is everything Josh B)

A.K., A.K., "morbid curiosity" that's the best you could come up with?...admit it....like me or not I'm entertaining.... :) (he's probably just grumpy because his best topic only got 2,814 veiws..... ) Josh B)

Thank you Maureen :) Josh B)

Et tu, Desiré? Me, an "ego"?! I'm shocked you could even think such a thing... But seriously, what did you want me to do? get mad? You gotten laugh or cry....so why not laugh? Josh B) Blond?! BLOND!? Now you go too far!!!!

There I go...amusing and entertaining everyone again. Josh B)

Well....all I'm saying is...if a "zillionth" other people posted the same..."stuff" I must be the most amussing and entertaing...and to beat a "zillion" other people, that's not bad... Josh B)