Bookmeister Posted June 15, 2008 Report Posted June 15, 2008 How Deep Can You Dig A Hole? Garage Toys for Boys and Girls. Is it Hot, or Is It Not? How to Climb a Dumpster. Quote
MorningStar Posted June 15, 2008 Author Report Posted June 15, 2008 Picket Fences Make Good Balance Beams Staring at the Sun is Fun Top 100 Games Involving Rusty Nails Dogs With Foaming Mouths Are Nice Rocks and Other Great Natural Life Preservers Molasses: The Perfect Overnight Teeth Whitener The Really Yucky Way Babies are Made Including You The Art of Playing Oven Burner Roulette Quote
skalenfehl Posted June 15, 2008 Report Posted June 15, 2008 Where do you guys come up with this stuff?? Picket Fences Make Good Balance BeamsStaring at the Sun is FunTop 100 Games Involving Rusty NailsDogs With Foaming Mouths Are NiceRocks and Other Great Natural Life PreserversMolasses: The Perfect Overnight Teeth WhitenerThe Really Yucky Way Babies are Made Including YouThe Art of Playing Oven Burner Roulette:animatedlol: Quote
MorningStar Posted June 15, 2008 Author Report Posted June 15, 2008 I don't know, but I'm finding myself wanting to write these books. Quote
Truegrits Posted June 15, 2008 Report Posted June 15, 2008 Picket Fences Make Good Balance BeamsDogs With Foaming Mouths Are Nice :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote
MorningStar Posted June 15, 2008 Author Report Posted June 15, 2008 My aunt walked on a picket fence when she was little. It didn't have a happy ending. We'll leave it at that. And no, she never did have children, but that was something she chose. Quote
MorningStar Posted June 15, 2008 Author Report Posted June 15, 2008 My husbands says: 101 Halloween Masks You Can Make From Plastic Bags Quote
Truegrits Posted June 15, 2008 Report Posted June 15, 2008 ~~~MorningStar:My husbands says:101 Halloween Masks You Can Make From Plastic Bags OH MY GOODNESS! Hide And Seek In The Briar Patch.Playing With Handcuffs Is FUN! Quote
Bookmeister Posted June 16, 2008 Report Posted June 16, 2008 Water Fun in the Basement. Only a Sissy Needs a Bike Helmet. Swinging Games with Rope. Mommy and Daddy ARE Yelling About You. It's Okay to Eat Six Candy Bars at One Time. And Now It's Your Turn to Join the Army. Quote
Bookmeister Posted June 16, 2008 Report Posted June 16, 2008 You know, I sure hope someone is copying down all of these...:) Quote
Truegrits Posted June 16, 2008 Report Posted June 16, 2008 ~~~Bookmeister:Only a Sissy Needs a Bike Helmet. :lol: I LOVE this one!!! :lol: Quote
MorningStar Posted June 17, 2008 Author Report Posted June 17, 2008 How Many Ping Pong Balls Can You Fit in Your Mouth? You Can Fly if You Climb High Enough How to Play Hopscotch on the Freeway Ammonia and Bleach Make Magic Potion Washing Your Hair Will Make You Go Blind Unless You Scream Like You're Being Tortured The Hidden Treasure in the Garbage Disposal Quote
NateHowe Posted June 17, 2008 Report Posted June 17, 2008 Clever, but some real children's books are just as bad. Have a look:Amazon.com: Heather Has Two Mommies: 10th Anniversary Edition (Alyson Wonderland): Leslea Newman, Diane Souza: BooksWhere's the Poop? - Google Book SearchAmazon.com: Sleeping Ugly: Jane Yolen, Diane Stanley: BooksWalter, the Farting DogAnd as a bonus, one from the list:Amazon.co.uk: The Amazing Pull-Out Pop-Up Body in a Book (DK Amazing Pop-Up Books): David Hawcock: Books Quote
Bookmeister Posted June 17, 2008 Report Posted June 17, 2008 Actually, Walter the Farting Dog was one of the most popular children's books in my public library, and was replaced quite often because it was either stolen or used up. Other Possible Titles: How to Be a Coal Miner. You and Your Shingles. Yes, Daddy Does Like Prison. You Don't Need High School. Quote
Tough Grits Posted June 17, 2008 Report Posted June 17, 2008 Pull My Finger: An In Depth LookNeat Things to Stick to the Bottom of Desks and TablesThe Benefits of Booger EatingCan You Really Catch Flies With Honey?No, Mommy and Daddy Were NOT Really "Wrestling"Yes There Are...(series of books)...Monsters Under Your Bed...Monsters in Your Closet...Nightmares That Come To Life...Green Two-Headed Aliens from Mars...Sharks in the Deep End of the Pool...Clowns That Eat Children...Monsters Hiding Behind the Shower Curtain...Tiny Monsters in the Toilet (just waiting for you to sit down!!!) Quote
SmilingRedhead Posted June 17, 2008 Report Posted June 17, 2008 Pull My Finger: An In Depth LookNeat Things to Stick to the Bottom of Desks and TablesThe Benefits of Booger EatingCan You Really Catch Flies With Honey?No, Mommy and Daddy Were NOT Really "Wrestling"Yes There Are...(series of books)...Monsters Under Your Bed...Monsters in Your Closet...Nightmares That Come To Life...Green Two-Headed Aliens from Mars...Sharks in the Deep End of the Pool...Clowns That Eat Children...Monsters Hiding Behind the Shower Curtain...Tiny Monsters in the Toilet (just waiting for you to sit down!!!)So funny I'm with laughter!! Quote
Canuck Mormon Posted June 17, 2008 Report Posted June 17, 2008 No, Mommy and Daddy Were NOT Really "Wrestling" Quote
Bookmeister Posted June 18, 2008 Report Posted June 18, 2008 Can You Jump From the Treehouse? (don't laugh, I did this when I was a kid) Things to Annoy Your Sister. Telling Mommy and Daddy ISN'T Tattling. Where Do They Put Dead Bodies? It Will Always Be Your Fault. Quote
Bookmeister Posted June 19, 2008 Report Posted June 19, 2008 Why you weren't born here. The Dog Always Eats Before You Do. Why Daddy Hides His Magazines. Shovels Are For Digging. Big Kids Do Hate You. Quote
MorningStar Posted August 7, 2009 Author Report Posted August 7, 2009 This thread needs bumping. Bump Quote
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