Wisdom or Just Plain Good Thinking!

[candyprpl]

Help me share some wisdom!

It is folly to punish your neighbor by fire when you live next door. ---Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Every time you suppress some part of yourself or allow others to play you small, you are in essence ignoring the owner's manual your creator gave you and destroying your design. ---Oprah Winfrey

[Dr T]

Thank you candyprpl. I've been thinking a lot about wisdom in the last few days. Maybe God is trying to teach me something. Thanks again. :)

[lilered]

Never ask a Barber if you need a haircut!

[lilered]

Prayer:

Key of the Day,

Lock of the Night

[hordak]

He who laughs last is the slowest.

[unixknight]

"If Knowledge is power, Ignorance is submission."

-My son Sean

"Fear is inversely proportional to knowledge."

-Me

"Christians should cease wrangling and contending with each other, and cultivate the principles of union and friendship. I am just as ready to die defending the rights of a Presbyterian, a Baptist, or a good man of any other denomination."

- Joseph Smith

"Religion without Science is lame. Science without Religion is blind."

-Albert Einstein

[Bookmeister]

Never drink down stream from the herd.

[candyprpl]

Good ones!!!!!

I laughed and I've nodded my head in agreement.

[Truegrits]

"Be more concerned with your character than your reputation,

because your character is what you really are,

while your reputation is merely what others think you are."

(John Wooden)

[lilered]

A man can go to Hell a thousand different ways . . .

but he can only go to Heaven just one way

[lilered]

"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down."

George Burns.

"What year did Jesus think it was?" (think about this one for a second)

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."

[Dr T]

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."

good one Lilered

[Truegrits]

"I have been driven many times to my knees by the overwhelming conviction that I had nowhere else to go."

(Abraham Lincoln)

[AmyL]

A positive attitude may no solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worht the effort. - Herm Albright

I work in a library...sometimes being pleasent makes people SOOO mad!

[Misshalfway]

God doesn't give you trials to break your back, only to bend your knees.

-- said by my favorite college roommate. :)

[Truegrits]

The person that loses their conscience has nothing left worth keeping.

(Izaak Walton)

[lilered]

Even a blind pig, manages to find an acorn once in awhile!

[lilered]

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.

I had amnesia once -- or twice.

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?

Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride side saddle.

What is a 'free' gift? Aren't all gifts free?

Someone told me I was gullible and I believed them.

Teach a child to be polite and courteous and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

The high cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

How can there be self-help 'groups'?

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.

Is it just me--or do buffalo wings really taste like chicken?

[Truegrits]

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it

If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride side saddle.

[candyprpl]

TOO FUNNY LILERED!!!:lol:

Lifes tough, then you die. (my daughter hated it when I would say that) Some truth to it, don't ya think?

[candyprpl]

"How helpless we are, like netted birds, when we are caught by desire!" -- Belva Plain

"You're dealing with the demon of external validation. You can't beat external validation. You want to know why? Because it feels soooo good." -- Barbara Hall

[Truegrits]

"If we practice and eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth, soon the whole world will be blind and toothless."

(Mahatma Gandhi)

I've learned that when you have an argument with your spouse, the first one who says, 'I'm sorry I hurt your feelings; please forgive me,'

is the winner.

(unknown)

[Guest SisterofJared]

He who thinks by the inch but talks by the yard should be kicked by the foot!

An all-time favorite of mine because it's soooooo true! LOL.

[candyprpl]

Boy, you guys sure are wise!

"To know what you prefer instead of humbly saying Amen to what the world tells you you ought to prefer, is to have kept your soul alive." --Rober Louis Stevenson

[Truegrits]

Happiness keeps You Sweet,

Trials keep You Strong,

Sorrows keep You Human,

Failures keep You Humble,

Success keeps You Glowing,

And God keeps You Going!