omega0401 Posted November 1, 2008 Report Posted November 1, 2008 Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? Quote
Truegrits Posted November 1, 2008 Report Posted November 1, 2008 If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? Quote
LDSgirl Posted November 2, 2008 Report Posted November 2, 2008 "If taught, do gorillas really understand sign language?"Yes! I've read that they do understand several words! Quote
LDSgirl Posted November 2, 2008 Report Posted November 2, 2008 Yes! I've read that they do understand several words!If we end Daylight Savings Time at 2 AM Sunday morning........what happens to the interest in the account? Quote
Lydia Posted November 3, 2008 Report Posted November 3, 2008 If practice makes perfect and nobody is perfect, then why practice? Quote
Hemidakota Posted November 3, 2008 Author Report Posted November 3, 2008 "If you are in a vehicle going the speed of light, what would happen if you turned on your headlights? " Quote
Hemidakota Posted November 4, 2008 Author Report Posted November 4, 2008 "How does Kraft get the 5 ounces into every slice of American Singles" Quote
Hemidakota Posted November 12, 2008 Author Report Posted November 12, 2008 Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a near miss? Shouldn't it be called a near hit? Quote
Hemidakota Posted November 18, 2008 Author Report Posted November 18, 2008 Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Quote
Hemidakota Posted November 25, 2008 Author Report Posted November 25, 2008 If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with? Quote
Lolgirl Posted November 29, 2008 Report Posted November 29, 2008 If...the more we learn the more we know, the more we know the more we forget, the more we forget the less we know...so... why learn? Quote
begood2 Posted December 1, 2008 Report Posted December 1, 2008 If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with? Two parts hydrogen for each part of oxygen?Anything that you mix regular water with?:lol: Quote
begood2 Posted December 1, 2008 Report Posted December 1, 2008 If...the more we learn the more we know,the more we know the more we forget,the more we forget the less we know...so...why learn? How else are you going to learn what little you know?! Quote
Hemidakota Posted December 1, 2008 Author Report Posted December 1, 2008 If taught, do gorillas really understand sign language? Quote
Truegrits Posted December 1, 2008 Report Posted December 1, 2008 Originally Posted by Lolgirl If...the more we learn the more we know,the more we know the more we forget,the more we forget the less we know...so...why learn? So you will have something to forget!!! Quote
Lolgirl Posted December 2, 2008 Report Posted December 2, 2008 Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice? Quote
Lolgirl Posted December 2, 2008 Report Posted December 2, 2008 If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? Quote
Hemidakota Posted December 2, 2008 Author Report Posted December 2, 2008 Invention is the mother of necessity. - Thorstein Veblen If little else, the brain is an educational toy. - Tom Robbins Quote
Hemidakota Posted December 2, 2008 Author Report Posted December 2, 2008 Why is an orange an orange but an apple not a red? Quote
Lolgirl Posted December 3, 2008 Report Posted December 3, 2008 How come "abbreviated" is such a long word? Quote
Lolgirl Posted December 3, 2008 Report Posted December 3, 2008 The wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise. Quote
Hemidakota Posted December 4, 2008 Author Report Posted December 4, 2008 What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant? Quote
Hemidakota Posted December 4, 2008 Author Report Posted December 4, 2008 I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it. - Thomas JeffersonThe man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends. - Friedrich Nietzsche Quote
Hemidakota Posted December 12, 2008 Author Report Posted December 12, 2008 What does Geronimo yell when he jumps out of a plane? Quote
Hemidakota Posted December 12, 2008 Author Report Posted December 12, 2008 What do you plant to grow a seedless watermelon? Quote
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