Dr T Posted January 12, 2009 Report Posted January 12, 2009 If a cow laughs really hard, does milk come out of its nose? Quote
Dragonzilla25 Posted January 14, 2009 Report Posted January 14, 2009 "Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?" Quote
Canuck Mormon Posted January 14, 2009 Report Posted January 14, 2009 Why do the drive up ATM's have braille instructions???? Quote
Dragonzilla25 Posted January 15, 2009 Report Posted January 15, 2009 "Why do they call a pear a pear if there is only one?" Quote
Webster Posted January 16, 2009 Report Posted January 16, 2009 Why does 'cleave' mean to cut or split into two, or to hold fast and bind together? Quote
humbleone Posted January 16, 2009 Report Posted January 16, 2009 Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? Quote
Dragonzilla25 Posted January 16, 2009 Report Posted January 16, 2009 "If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?" "Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?" "Why does slow down and slow up mean the same thing?" Quote
Heavenguard Posted January 17, 2009 Report Posted January 17, 2009 "If WalMart is lowering prices daily, how come nothing in the store is free yet?"If you reduce something by a percentage, there will always be something left, to infinity. Although I'd say that they still let me breathe their air for free :) Quote
Hemidakota Posted January 17, 2009 Author Report Posted January 17, 2009 If blind people wear sunglasses why don't deaf people wear ear muffs? Quote
Hemidakota Posted January 17, 2009 Author Report Posted January 17, 2009 Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Quote
Dragonzilla25 Posted January 19, 2009 Report Posted January 19, 2009 "Can fat people go skinny-dipping?" "Why is a black light not black?" "If the cops arrest a mime do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?" Quote
humbleone Posted January 20, 2009 Report Posted January 20, 2009 Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Quote
Dragonzilla25 Posted January 21, 2009 Report Posted January 21, 2009 "If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?" Quote
Hemidakota Posted January 22, 2009 Author Report Posted January 22, 2009 Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites? Quote
Dragonzilla25 Posted January 23, 2009 Report Posted January 23, 2009 "Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?" Quote
Canuck Mormon Posted January 23, 2009 Report Posted January 23, 2009 Don't you hate it when you have to e-mail IT to tell them that your e-mail isn't working. True story. When I phoned IT, I was told, by IT, to e-mail IT about my e-mail not working. Quote
Dr T Posted January 23, 2009 Report Posted January 23, 2009 How about knowing that "change is inevidtable" and then we find out about vending machines! Quote
Hemidakota Posted January 26, 2009 Author Report Posted January 26, 2009 "Why do we call it a hamburger when it is made from beef? " Quote
Hemidakota Posted January 26, 2009 Author Posted January 26, 2009 · Hidden Hidden "Bees kill more people a year than sharks do."
Hemidakota Posted January 26, 2009 Author Posted January 26, 2009 · Hidden Hidden "It wasn't until 1913 that sports teams started using numbers on players' jerseys for identification. It first happened during a football game between the University of Chicago and the University of Wisconsin."
Hemidakota Posted January 26, 2009 Author Posted January 26, 2009 · Hidden Hidden "Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?"
Hemidakota Posted January 26, 2009 Author Report Posted January 26, 2009 "If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?" Quote
Hemidakota Posted January 26, 2009 Author Report Posted January 26, 2009 "When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?" Quote
Hemidakota Posted January 26, 2009 Author Report Posted January 26, 2009 "If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into? " Quote
Hemidakota Posted January 26, 2009 Author Report Posted January 26, 2009 [temple one] "Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase? " Quote
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