Dr T Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 If a cow laughs really hard, does milk come out of its nose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonzilla25 Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 "Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canuck Mormon Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 Why do the drive up ATM's have braille instructions???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonzilla25 Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 "Why do they call a pear a pear if there is only one?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Webster Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 Why does 'cleave' mean to cut or split into two, or to hold fast and bind together? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
humbleone Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonzilla25 Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 "If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?" "Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?" "Why does slow down and slow up mean the same thing?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heavenguard Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 "If WalMart is lowering prices daily, how come nothing in the store is free yet?"If you reduce something by a percentage, there will always be something left, to infinity. Although I'd say that they still let me breathe their air for free :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hemidakota Posted January 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 If blind people wear sunglasses why don't deaf people wear ear muffs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hemidakota Posted January 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonzilla25 Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 "Can fat people go skinny-dipping?" "Why is a black light not black?" "If the cops arrest a mime do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
humbleone Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonzilla25 Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 "If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hemidakota Posted January 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonzilla25 Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 "Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canuck Mormon Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 Don't you hate it when you have to e-mail IT to tell them that your e-mail isn't working. True story. When I phoned IT, I was told, by IT, to e-mail IT about my e-mail not working. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 How about knowing that "change is inevidtable" and then we find out about vending machines! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hemidakota Posted January 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 "Why do we call it a hamburger when it is made from beef? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hemidakota Posted January 26, 2009 Author Share Posted January 26, 2009 · Hidden Hidden "Bees kill more people a year than sharks do." Link to comment
Hemidakota Posted January 26, 2009 Author Share Posted January 26, 2009 · Hidden Hidden "It wasn't until 1913 that sports teams started using numbers on players' jerseys for identification. It first happened during a football game between the University of Chicago and the University of Wisconsin." Link to comment
Hemidakota Posted January 26, 2009 Author Share Posted January 26, 2009 · Hidden Hidden "Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?" Link to comment
Hemidakota Posted January 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 "If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hemidakota Posted January 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 "When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hemidakota Posted January 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 "If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hemidakota Posted January 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 [temple one] "Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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