pam Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT ABBOTT: (Super Duper computer store.) Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking zbout buying a computer. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou. ABBOTT: Your computer? COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou. ABBOTT: What about Windows? COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here? ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows? COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows? ABBOTT: Wallpaper. COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software. ABBOTT: Software for Windows? COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have? ABBOTT: Office. COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything? ABBOTT: I just did. COSTELLO: You just did what? ABBOTT: Recommend something. COSTELLO: You recommended something? ABBOTT: Yes. COSTELLO: For my office? ABBOTT: Yes COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office? ABBOTT: Office! COSTELLO: Yes, for my office! ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Window's. COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal . What do I need? ABBOTT: Word COSTELLO: What word? ABBOTT: Word in Office. COSTELLO: The only word in office is office. ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows. COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows? ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue 'W'. COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue 'w' if you don't start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: I need money to track my money? ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer. COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer? ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge. COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much? ABBOTT: One copy.. COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money? ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money. COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money? ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT! (A few days later) ABBOTT: (Super Duper computer store.) Can I help you? COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off? ABBOTT: Click on 'START' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazed-and-confused Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Ahhh, Pammie......I've always loved Abbott and Costello........thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenRaines Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Pam, that was great. I had many laughs as a boy with those two. In the Navy, with a Mummy, in a haunted house. Ben Raines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted June 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 In the Navy, with a Mummy, in a haunted house. Ben that may be a little bit more information than I would care to know about you. Oh you mean an Abbott and Costello skit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenRaines Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Did I mean that? :) Ben Raines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted June 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 haha Just teasing ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbs2763 Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Pam, that was great. I had many laughs as a boy with those two. In the Navy, with a Mummy, in a haunted house.Ben Rainesdid you see them live? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted June 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Very funny jbs...You just wait until tonight. You are in such much trouble bucko. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbs2763 Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 lol, that was actually a crack on ben raines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted June 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 (edited) Okay my bad...hahahahaha I read it wrong. But you are still in trouble...Why? Heck if I know. I think because I saw Pam in Ben's response I took it to mean me. Ooooooops Edited June 4, 2009 by pam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenRaines Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Good cover JBS. We all know you meant Pam. Remember her birthday is the same as Joseph Smith's so we can easily tell how old she is. Ben Raines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted June 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Ben...put a sock in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenRaines Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 mmmmm mmmmm mmmmmm mmmmm ptoooiieee. Not any good with a sock in it. :) Ben Raines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carter Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 That was great I needed a laugh today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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