What's another word for RANDOM?

[MarginOfError]

...stochastic.

[sleepless3977]

M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.

[pam]

I loved the last line.

[sleepless3977]

there's hundreds of these although some aren't very tasteful

[havejoy]

I once delivered a baby from a woman who was in a bean bag chair. Not well planned at all.

[Hemidakota]

I have a question.

What is your opinion of park rangers?

Do you know any?

Are you one?

Do visions of Ranger Smith and Yogi and Boo Boo come to mind?

This is for anyone who cares to answer.

My son-in-law is a Park Ranger.

[theoriginalavatar]

I wonder if all that can be invented has already been invented. While out shopping this year I saw nose hair trimmers. I think that maybe a society that has nose hair trimmers has everything.

I believe the ancient Sumerians had nose hair trimmers. They were inlaid with gold and Mother of Pearl.

[theoriginalavatar]

If a tomato is really a fruit...why don't we add them to fruit salads? Why do we add them to vegetable salads (green) with all the other vegetables? I think tomatoes are having an identity crisis.

Tomatoes definately have issues. They are not, however, to be surpassed by the issues that bell peppers and pumpkins have. Bell peppers are also, technically, a fruit. Imagine how this was a source of embarrassment for their parents!! Teased at school. They try so very hard to blend in with the cool vegetable crowd, only to be called out as the fruits that they are. It's a shame really.

And pumpkins. They act tough. They wear the mantle of bullies. When you stop to consider that they are nothing more than lowly members of the berry family. Imagine the complex emotional issues that they face every time they gaze into the mirror.

[theoriginalavatar]

Don't you think the park ranger was always a little too hard on Yogi?

They certainly had an interesting relationship. Ranger Smith couldn't seem to decide if he wanted Yogi to go to a zoo or to keep him in the park.

[Dravin]

And pumpkins. They act tough. They wear the mantle of bullies. When you stop to consider that they are nothing more than lowly members of the berry family. Imagine the complex emotional issues that they face every time they gaze into the mirror.

Being a term of endearment probably doesn't help those issues at all. :)

[theoriginalavatar]

I've always wondered how to spell tabasco.

I believe it was Mark Twain who said, "I never trust a man who only knows how to spell a word one way."

[theoriginalavatar]

My son-in-law is a Park Ranger.

Really? Yay! Does he love it?