JudoMinja Posted January 15, 2010 Author Report Posted January 15, 2010 pam: Driving under the influence of... no-stick spray Quote
Moksha Posted January 15, 2010 Report Posted January 15, 2010 PAM - For spraying greasy emollient all over freshly washed oven ware.Lost Sheep - Holding self for ransom and threatening to make lamb chops. Quote
pam Posted January 15, 2010 Report Posted January 15, 2010 pam: Driving under the influence of... no-stick spray Wait..are you accusing me of huffing? Quote
JudoMinja Posted January 15, 2010 Author Report Posted January 15, 2010 Wait..are you accusing me of huffing? Actually I believe the proper term would be sniffing , and yes. Yes I am. Lol Quote
pam Posted January 15, 2010 Report Posted January 15, 2010 I think huffing is the more current term:Huffing (inhalant abuse) symptoms, signs, and abuse information on MedicineNet.comHuffing: Inhalant Use Quote
JudoMinja Posted January 15, 2010 Author Report Posted January 15, 2010 Ahh... so I was mistaken. :) I got to learn something new. Who'd a'thunk I'd learn it on this thread? Quote
pam Posted January 15, 2010 Report Posted January 15, 2010 Hey I watch Intervention. Amazing the things you learn on that show. Quote
LostSheep Posted January 15, 2010 Report Posted January 15, 2010 Pam and JudoMinja: Convicted for hijacking this thread Quote
need4peace Posted January 15, 2010 Report Posted January 15, 2010 Lost sheep was arrested on the freeway for doing an illegal ewe-turn. Quote
ozzy Posted January 15, 2010 Report Posted January 15, 2010 need4peace. Arrested for obtaining peace via the bursting of weather balloons full of laughing gas over the nation. Quote
Guest Godless Posted January 15, 2010 Report Posted January 15, 2010 Ozzy - arrested after cops mistook him for Ozzy Osbourne. Quote
LostSheep Posted January 16, 2010 Report Posted January 16, 2010 Godless: Arrested for inciting a revolution from the ashes of chaos! Quote
ozzy Posted January 16, 2010 Report Posted January 16, 2010 Lostsheep: Sheep was found. It was trespassing on forbidden pastures. And just for the sake of it it was cited for looking too happy too.:) Quote
need4peace Posted January 16, 2010 Report Posted January 16, 2010 OzzyTaken into custody for impersonating an Aussie Quote
pam Posted January 16, 2010 Report Posted January 16, 2010 (edited) need4peace...taking the peace movement a little too far. Staging an unauthorized "sit in" Edited January 16, 2010 by pam Quote
LostSheep Posted January 16, 2010 Report Posted January 16, 2010 Pam: Caught beating up another cookie in her family. Charged with "Cookie Dough-mestic Violence" Quote
ozzy Posted January 16, 2010 Report Posted January 16, 2010 Lostsheep: Arrested for being Baaaahd. Quote
Guest Godless Posted January 16, 2010 Report Posted January 16, 2010 Ozzy - issued a citation after one of his neighbors made a noise complaint during a full moon. Quote
RipplecutBuddha Posted January 16, 2010 Report Posted January 16, 2010 Godless-For being cheep.... Sorry, It's all I got, and I'm tired.... Quote
nbblood Posted January 17, 2010 Report Posted January 17, 2010 RipplecutBuddha- caught shopifting Ruffles potato chips for pet Buddha statue.......would've gotten away with it but couldn't resist snagging Oreos and milk for self.......milk/cookie crumb mustache spoiled the attempt Quote
LostSheep Posted January 17, 2010 Report Posted January 17, 2010 nbblood - Waiting until the next day to procrastinate doing his taxes. Quote
need4peace Posted January 17, 2010 Report Posted January 17, 2010 LostSheepFor taking over EWE TUBE Quote
LostSheep Posted January 17, 2010 Report Posted January 17, 2010 need4peace: For not once, but TWICE referring to me as an ewe, when I'm CLEARLY a ram. Check my profile. It says male. Quote
need4peace Posted January 17, 2010 Report Posted January 17, 2010 (edited) Need4peace: "Who are you?"Lostsheep aka Rambo: "Your worst nightmare". Arrested for acting like Rambo and ram-raiding need4peace's post.Sorry I mistook EWE Edited January 17, 2010 by need4peace Quote
dazed-and-confused Posted January 17, 2010 Report Posted January 17, 2010 yet another so-called hippie is arrested for needing four pieces of chocolate cake. the suspect was arrested after the dean of columbia university noticed that his retirement cake had been violated. details to follow. Quote
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