nbblood Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 I call all you men to repentence. You all seem to agree that women are evil. Haven't we been taught to avoid the appearance of evil? Yet you can't seem to resist. There appears to be an inherent flaw in men. You perceive evil yet you can't seem to stay away.Hey, I didn't say women are evil. I just said I'm confused. Oh well, I'll repent anyway......because you told me to. The "Yes, Dear" method works well in my home. I suppose it will work fine here too.I'm still confused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bytor2112 Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 · Hidden Hidden "Here is your Crown Royal and thanks for coming in"..."oh, by the way, I put a pamphlet in your bag about how families can be together forever and a discount coupon for Whiskey Willi's bloody mary mix for you!...Thanks and come again!" Link to comment
nbblood Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 "Here is your Crown Royal and thanks for coming in"..."oh, by the way, I put a pamphlet in your bag about how families can be together forever and a discount coupon for Whiskey Willi's bloody mary mix for you!...Thanks and come again!"Ummm.....I'm thinking this may be posted in the wrong thread.......or I'm really, really, really confused. I guess either is equally likely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 Yeh that one confused me as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bytor2112 Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 oops!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbs2763 Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 i'm stealing this and posting on my FB page...hope you don't mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dravin Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 (edited) Um... Guys? If we accept the premise that men and women are equal then: If a = b and a = c then b = c. In other words: If Women = Evil and Women = Men then Men = Evil. Edited February 2, 2010 by Dravin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarginOfError Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 Um... Guys?If we accept the premise that men and women are equal then:If a = b and a = c then b = c.In other words:If Women = Evil and Women = Men then Men = Evil.Ah, but according to the Proclamation on the Family, men and women aren't equal...they are equal partners. Thus, men aren't evil, just partners in evil. Doesn't that make you feel better? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nbblood Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 Hey, all I know is 1+1 is 2, and 2+2 is 4, and 4X3 is 12, there's 12 inches in a foot, a ruler is a foot, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ship, ships sail the seas, there's fish in the seas, fish have fins, the Fins fought the Reds, cabooses are red....... That's why little red cabooses are red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 It all make sense now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 i'm stealing this and posting on my FB page...hope you don't mind What is said on lds.net stays on lds.net Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RipplecutBuddha Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 I was told that fire engines have footmen Coaches have footmen Queen Mary had a coach Queen Mary is a ship Ships sit in the ocean Oceans have fish Fish have fins Fins fought the Russians Russians are red Fire engines are always 'russian' around....so that's why fire engines are red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nbblood Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Yeah, well...... 30 days have Septober, April, June, and Nowonder, All the rest like peanut butter, except for Grandma, and she drives a Cadillac. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xforeverxmetalx Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Reading gives you more knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn't pay... so if you keep reading, you'll go broke. So go home, everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RipplecutBuddha Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Okay, but if a man is walking alone in a forest and he says something....is he still wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudoMinja Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Yes. Because he was heard by Mother Earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Okay, but if a man is walking alone in a forest and he says something....is he still wrong? Wouldn't that fall into the category: "If you have to ask you probably shouldn't do it?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ferretrunner Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 The other side of the coin... How Guys Think Yeah, it's blank.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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