On my way to work...

[Dravin]

Actually I thought this thread was getting a bit deep in cow manure.

You are a Mod Pam, if need be you can cull the thread and the herd both.

[bl8tant]

Calm down, Dravin. Don't have a cow.

[Dravin]

You want me to calm down it may not be a good idea to go waving all that red in my face.

[Wingnut]

You know what I think? You're all full of bull.

[Dravin]

You know what I think? You're all full of bull.

Which makes sense, I hear tell it's what's for dinner.

[Wingnut]

That was so cheesy.

[Dravin]

That was so cheesy.

Please don't bullabor the point.

[Wingnut]

/end punning for a moment

That was a bit of a stretch.

/begin punning again

[Dravin]

Sometimes you get prime, sometimes you get select and sometimes you get standard.

[Wingnut]

Okay, where's the 'groan' button? After 3 1/2 pages, that really did it for me.

[Dravin]

Nobody is forcing you to take part in this puntastic feedlot of ours.

[rameumptom]

(Dravin, you are full of bull)

Which makes sense, I hear tell it's what's for dinner.

I hear tell it's what's for shoveling....

[rameumptom]

Did you hear about the Spanish matador? Everytime he killed the bull and the crowds were gone, he would cook the steer, have a feast for himself and the toreadors, then sing Spanish arias. Most didn't mind the meal, but his singing was unfortunately awful.

One day, someone couldn't stand the music anymore and killed him.

Moral of the story? When you are full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

[pam]

Calm down, Dravin. Don't have a cow.

Isn't that Don't have a cow man..done in your best Bart Simpson voice?

[Moksha]

Best to steer clear.

This is like going into a crowded corral and shouting, "A-1".