pam Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 You find yourself having to announce that you have to use the bathroom. After all, while potty training you say to your kids 100 times a day; "Let me know if you have to go potty." It just kind of stays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScrabbleRouser Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 I'm thinking the mantra of new Church member-oriented cleaning of the buildings must be "No Cheerio Left Behind!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennarator Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 You constanly have your eye out for a good sitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slamjet Posted April 13, 2011 Report Share Posted April 13, 2011 You become depressed because your kid just did something bad, just like you did way back in time, and your feeling like a guilty hypocrite for correcting them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted April 13, 2011 Report Share Posted April 13, 2011 You become depressed because your kid just did something bad, just like you did way back in time, and your feeling like a guilty hypocrite for correcting them. You shouldn't feel that way though. None of as parents are perfect. We have and still are learning from our own mistakes. As parents we've been there and don't want our kids making the same mistakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennarator Posted April 13, 2011 Report Share Posted April 13, 2011 You shouldn't feel that way though. None of as parents are perfect. We have and still are learning from our own mistakes. As parents we've been there and don't want our kids making the same mistakes.I always feel guilty.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slamjet Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 · Hidden Hidden You know the difference between a diaper rash and yeast infection. Link to comment
daplautz Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 You've missed your church meetings for the past five years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swampgeek Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 You have performed "surgery" to remove, paper, the end cap off a mechanical pencil, rock, erasers, toy accessories, etc. from some orifice of the human body. By the way, I own almost every type of forceps used by any top surgeon. I practice on that surgery game that freaks out when you hit the edges to keep my skills sharp for when I have grand kids. My kids are getting old enough to get most things they shove in their body out by themselves now a days...I say most things. If I get called into remove it, well, let's just say we have to have a long talk after wards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 You've missed your church meetings for the past five years.Or... you haven't missed a single sacrament meeting but you've never been inside the chapel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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