A field trip to Hooters

[Vort]

A certain very good man with whom I am very well acquainted but shall remain nameless once thought there was no harm in going to Hooters if just for good wings. His wife, who shall also remain nameless, set him straight by asking him if he'd be okay with one of his daughters waitressing there when she's old enough. I knew I had him by the look on his face. I mean she did.

That's because "wings" is slang for...uh, you know. Um, shoulder blades.

[Guest]

Not for him, it's not. :)