Vort Posted June 30, 2011 Report Posted June 30, 2011 Like my mother would say to us kids when we acted like animals 'What, were you raised in a barn?!'"Were you born in a barn?""What, you mean like Jesus?" Quote
pam Posted June 30, 2011 Report Posted June 30, 2011 Being the mother of twins, this is one of my biggest cringe questions I am constantly asked. How is it being the mother of 2 twins? Aren't twins usually in twos? Quote
Guest Posted July 1, 2011 Report Posted July 1, 2011 Being the mother of twins, this is one of my biggest cringe questions I am constantly asked.How is it being the mother of 2 twins? Aren't twins usually in twos?Every day of my life! Why do people ask this? Do you want to hear how exhausted I am, or how much luckier I am to get two at once? 2 twins, though. Haven't heard that one yet. Quote
frog75 Posted July 1, 2011 Report Posted July 1, 2011 I seen Josie at the store. No, you SAW her! Quote
john doe Posted July 1, 2011 Report Posted July 1, 2011 I seen Josie at the store. No, you SAW her!Well, maybe you sawed her, but I never seen her there. But it don't make no never mind to me. Quote
Captain_Curmudgeon Posted July 1, 2011 Report Posted July 1, 2011 Pig out!350 nitpicks. Can you find the three mistakes in the following?Because I can not afford a car, I ride two busses to work everyday.The five in this:There's a couple things I always think to myself whenever I get bored of a job or disinterested in what I'm doing. Quote
Just_A_Guy Posted July 1, 2011 Report Posted July 1, 2011 Nuclear? It's pronounced "Nu-culer"!That's not an error, it's statesmanship.Nothing grabs people's attention like the President of the United States saying "nuke you". Quote
MarginOfError Posted July 1, 2011 Report Posted July 1, 2011 No one (well, only one person) laughed at my "could of" example. I fear it's because no one realized it was wrong...you expect us to laugh about something so irritating as Vort being right about something. Most of us hate it when that happens! Well, I got it--along with the "half to".Is the half the t or the o? Quote
Just_A_Guy Posted July 1, 2011 Report Posted July 1, 2011 Because I can not afford a car, I ride two busses to work everyday."cannot" should be one word, "every day" should be two words, and (archaically, at least) "busses" are kisses. Quote
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