beefche Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 It's the time to do our mid year reviews. I was discussing this with a cow-orker through IM today and came up with some movie quotes that I thought would be beneficial to my managers.Here is an excerpt from my IM to my cow-orker:beefche: I'm stuck on how many different ways I can say, "I am awesome, pay me more." cow-orker: pay me more, because I am awesome beefche: yoda version: awesome I am, more pay me. Gandalf: Thou Shalt Pay Me More! Legolas: Eif lineal eldinvald aurter! (that looks Elvish, right?). Keanu: Whoa! (that means pay me more) Who else and how would they say this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dravin Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 I'm impressed that Gandalf, Legolas and Keanu are all coworkers of yours. Why did you never tell me this? It puts a whole new spin on that Legolas poster you had in your cubical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beefche Posted June 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 Some others: Bella: Edward is awesome, pay me more. Edward: Bella smells sooo goood, pay me more. Robin: Holy Aweseomeness, Batman! Pay me more! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 Demi Moore: I am Moore, pay me awesome.Jon Huntsman: I'm Mormon, I pay awesome.Kim Jong Un: I grant unto you your life. Nah, just kidding. <BANG> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dravin Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 (edited) Shouldn't that be? Edward: Bella smells soo goood, pay me more. *twinkle* Edited June 8, 2012 by Dravin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 Morpheus: What if I told you that you don't pay me enough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beefche Posted June 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 Stripling Warrior: My mother is awesome, pay me more. Samson: My hair is awesome, pay me more. Ammon: I am awesome, that is, God has made me awesome, pay me more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 Westley: You want to pay me more? As you wish. Buttercup: You mock my value! Vezzini: Give me more money now, I mean it! Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut? Inigo: Lemme 'splain. No, there is too much. Lemme sum up. I deserve a raise. The priest: Waises. Waises are what bwing us togevuh, today. Miracle Max: Whooo hooo hooo, look who knows so much! It just so happens that I am only MOSTLY adequately compensated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dravin Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 (edited) HAL: Pay me more Dave.Bush: Read my lips, pay me more.Shakespeare: To pay or not to pay, that is the question.Maximus: At my signal, pay me more!Rod Tidwell: Show me the money!Detective James Carter: Do you understand the words that are comin' out of my mouth? Pay me more!Harry Callahan: Go ahead, raise my pay.Crocodile Dundee: That's not a pay raise. That's a pay raise! Edited June 8, 2012 by Dravin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 The Callahan line was the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RipplecutBuddha Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 Mr Rogers - Children love what I do. Children want me to be paid more. Paying me more is called 'giving me a raise'. Tony Stark - I'm the boss. I get a raise. Hulk - Puny paycheck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted June 9, 2012 Report Share Posted June 9, 2012 Westley: You want to pay me more? As you wish.Buttercup: You mock my value!Vezzini: Give me more money now, I mean it! Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut? Inigo: Lemme 'splain. No, there is too much. Lemme sum up. I deserve a raise.The priest: Waises. Waises are what bwing us togevuh, today.Miracle Max: Whooo hooo hooo, look who knows so much! It just so happens that I am only MOSTLY adequately compensated.Eowyn wins the thread.Literally laughing out loud over here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skippy740 Posted June 9, 2012 Report Share Posted June 9, 2012 Response:Gillian: Let me guess... you don't have money in the 24th century?Capt Kirk: Well we don't!(Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volgadon Posted June 9, 2012 Report Share Posted June 9, 2012 Make me an offer I can't refuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volgadon Posted June 9, 2012 Report Share Posted June 9, 2012 How to respond when your request is declined: "What we have here is failure to communicate." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volgadon Posted June 9, 2012 Report Share Posted June 9, 2012 The ancient mariner: Paychecks, paychecks everywhere, nor any penny to spend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volgadon Posted June 9, 2012 Report Share Posted June 9, 2012 This is how to request a raise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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