Anddenex Posted November 16, 2012 Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 I was viewing some Youtube videos, and read this comment about Mormons.Mormons also were forbidden to drink soda until the Mormon church bought Pepsi.When are we going to start receiving free Pepsi's at ward functions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted November 16, 2012 Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 So far I've heard we own Pepsi and Coca Cola. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anddenex Posted November 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 So far I've heard we own Pepsi and Coca Cola.So, ward functions we can now have free Pepsi and Coca Cola. Do you think we will be able to get free Mountain Dew? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted November 16, 2012 Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 I just googled and there is a site that someone claims that the church also owns Target. So do you get discounts there if you are a full tithe payor or have a temple recommend? Would also be a good place to pick up Pepsi and Coke. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bini Posted November 16, 2012 Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 I just googled and there is a site that someone claims that the church also owns Target. So do you get discounts there if you are a full tithe payor or have a temple recommend? Would also be a good place to pick up Pepsi and Coke. :)A membership to Target.. Hmm.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted November 16, 2012 Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 I just googled and there is a site that someone claims that the church also owns Target. So do you get discounts there if you are a full tithe payor or have a temple recommend? Would also be a good place to pick up Pepsi and Coke. :)I always knew Target was the one true store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted November 16, 2012 Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 I have 2 kids that work at Target. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 16, 2012 Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 It's Tar-jay.... True Story: Before I met my husband (this would have been back in '95), one of my best friends who grew up in Mesa, Arizona told me a lot of wacky things about Mormons... and one of the things he told me is that they were not allowed to drink caffeine, so they can't drink cola products. But then one of their leaders bought stock in Coke so they made an exception to soda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SquidMom Posted November 16, 2012 Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 :eek:We also own most of Vegas. Is gambling okay too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted November 16, 2012 Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 I heard a rumor that they own a shopping mall in Salt Lake City. Oh wait..that's true. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anddenex Posted November 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 What we have potentially discovered:1. Free Coca-Cola and Pepsi for ward functions2. Target discount if you show your temple recommend3. Gambling will soon be a must, not forbiddenI assume if we all go on strike and stop paying tithing we surely could get the above three accomplished? I am grateful for the internet, it only takes one naive person to get people to believe a whole bunch of falsehoods. And thus we have youtube comments or other websites addressing:The Mormons have.........., no really I read it on the internet. It must be true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 16, 2012 Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 Especially if Whoopi Goldberg says it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dravin Posted November 16, 2012 Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 (edited) 3. Gambling will soon be a must, not forbiddenCraps tables will be installed in Bishop's offices and Tithing Settlement will become a game of double of nothing. Edited November 16, 2012 by Dravin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 16, 2012 Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 One of them owns Dr. Pepper, so I don't have to go apostate. What a relief! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted November 16, 2012 Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 According to comment #13 here, we also own stock in razor and shaving cream companies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerome1232 Posted November 16, 2012 Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 I'm sure there's at least one Mormon somewhere that owns some stock in one of these companies. I should go buy one share in each just in case, and plaster pictures of it on facebook telling wild tales about how I control Pepsi with my .0000000005% share of the stock.*Mwa, hahahhahhahahahhahahahahahahahahha**Mwa, hahahahhahahahhehehhehehehehahhaha**Bwa, hahahahahhaahahhahahahahahahhahooho* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anddenex Posted November 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 Craps tables will be installed in Bishop's offices and Tithing Settlement will become a game of double of nothing. Let's hope no one gets so frustrated that they turn over the tables. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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