*Dumb* Starbucks


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Starbucks would do well to let this run its course. It's funny, and I'd probably go there once or twice. Would I ever be as loyal to Dumb Starbucks Parody Coffee as I am to the authentic--not unless their prices are signficantly lower, and their quality higher.

Is "free" significantly lower enough? That's what they were giving it away for.

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Oh great...so for me to outdo Dumb Starbucks I'm going to have to pay customers to take my coffee! Could be a fun gimmick...I've heard of churches running community service car washes. They put up a sign that says, "Car Wash--$1!" When the cars line up thinking they're getting a great deal, they find out the deal is even better. Besides the car wash, the church workers hand the drivers $1 as thanks for allowing them the privilege of serving the community by washing their car.

I can see it now: Stupid Dumb Starbucks Coffee--$1 any size! ...

As the patrons drive off, dumbfounded, with dollar in hand, the barrista smiles and says, "Come to church this Sunday--it's an even better deal!"

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