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Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?

Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?

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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?

Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?

If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

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Why do you park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway?

Why is it that you never see a blue car on the road... until you buy one?

Since formaldehyde is used in both carpeting and embalming fluid, why don't bodies have that "new car smell"?

Why do older people get really serious about religion? Is that like cramming for finals?

Why is it that if you plant it, nurture it, water it and fertilize it... it dies, but if you rip it out of the ground by the roots, it keeps coming back?

How does every bug in the neighborhood know when your planning a cookout?

Why is it that you can never find anything until your looking for something else?

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Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?

Christmas is weird. What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?

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why do we get rid of milk when it goes sour.....but yet we buy and use sour cream?????

For that matter, what happens when Sour Cream expires? Does it go "good"?

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