StrawberryFields Posted July 16, 2007 Report Posted July 16, 2007 Why was Molly Brown Unsinkable? Quote
Iggy Posted July 16, 2007 Report Posted July 16, 2007 Why was Molly Brown Unsinkable? She was a survivor of the Titanic? Quote
Elphaba Posted July 16, 2007 Report Posted July 16, 2007 Why is Friday the 13th unlucky? Elphaba Quote
Princess3dward Posted July 16, 2007 Report Posted July 16, 2007 Why do cats always land on their feet? I am sure there is a real reason, but I have never thought to ask until now... Why did John Travolta agree to wear a dress for a movie called "Hairspray"? I have lost all respect. Quote
Dr T Posted July 16, 2007 Report Posted July 16, 2007 Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead? Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase? Quote
StrawberryFields Posted July 16, 2007 Author Report Posted July 16, 2007 Why when you are really upset banging your head against the wall makes you feel better? Quote
Dr T Posted July 17, 2007 Report Posted July 17, 2007 If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites? Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds? If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it? Quote
Brother Dorsey Posted July 17, 2007 Report Posted July 17, 2007 Does a windbreaker really break wind? Hmmmmm? Quote
StrawberryFields Posted July 17, 2007 Author Report Posted July 17, 2007 Why do men get all sorts of wild hair growing out of their ears when they get old? Quote
OIC Posted July 17, 2007 Report Posted July 17, 2007 Why do you park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway? Why is it that you never see a blue car on the road... until you buy one? Since formaldehyde is used in both carpeting and embalming fluid, why don't bodies have that "new car smell"? Why do older people get really serious about religion? Is that like cramming for finals? Why is it that if you plant it, nurture it, water it and fertilize it... it dies, but if you rip it out of the ground by the roots, it keeps coming back? How does every bug in the neighborhood know when your planning a cookout? Why is it that you can never find anything until your looking for something else? Quote
Palerider Posted July 17, 2007 Report Posted July 17, 2007 Why do men get all sorts of wild hair growing out of their ears when they get old?LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote
Dr T Posted July 17, 2007 Report Posted July 17, 2007 Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one? Christmas is weird. What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks? Quote
Palerider Posted July 17, 2007 Report Posted July 17, 2007 why do we get rid of milk when it goes sour.....but yet we buy and use sour cream????? Quote
OIC Posted July 17, 2007 Report Posted July 17, 2007 why do we get rid of milk when it goes sour.....but yet we buy and use sour cream?????For that matter, what happens when Sour Cream expires? Does it go "good"? Quote
Dr T Posted July 17, 2007 Report Posted July 17, 2007 Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Quote
Palerider Posted July 17, 2007 Report Posted July 17, 2007 what color will a smurf turn when you choke him???? Quote
Dr T Posted July 17, 2007 Report Posted July 17, 2007 How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Quote
StrawberryFields Posted July 17, 2007 Author Report Posted July 17, 2007 Why can men have hair growing on their neck and as soon as it is cut it becomes "itchy" Quote
Dr T Posted July 17, 2007 Report Posted July 17, 2007 If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Quote
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