StrawberryFields Posted July 16, 2007 Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 Why was Molly Brown Unsinkable? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iggy Posted July 16, 2007 Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 Why was Molly Brown Unsinkable? She was a survivor of the Titanic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elphaba Posted July 16, 2007 Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 Why is Friday the 13th unlucky? Elphaba Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess3dward Posted July 16, 2007 Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 Why do cats always land on their feet? I am sure there is a real reason, but I have never thought to ask until now... Why did John Travolta agree to wear a dress for a movie called "Hairspray"? I have lost all respect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted July 16, 2007 Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead? Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrawberryFields Posted July 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 Why when you are really upset banging your head against the wall makes you feel better? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites? Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds? If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Dorsey Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 Does a windbreaker really break wind? Hmmmmm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrawberryFields Posted July 17, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 Why do men get all sorts of wild hair growing out of their ears when they get old? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OIC Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 Why do you park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway? Why is it that you never see a blue car on the road... until you buy one? Since formaldehyde is used in both carpeting and embalming fluid, why don't bodies have that "new car smell"? Why do older people get really serious about religion? Is that like cramming for finals? Why is it that if you plant it, nurture it, water it and fertilize it... it dies, but if you rip it out of the ground by the roots, it keeps coming back? How does every bug in the neighborhood know when your planning a cookout? Why is it that you can never find anything until your looking for something else? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 Why do men get all sorts of wild hair growing out of their ears when they get old?LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one? Christmas is weird. What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 why do we get rid of milk when it goes sour.....but yet we buy and use sour cream????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OIC Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 why do we get rid of milk when it goes sour.....but yet we buy and use sour cream?????For that matter, what happens when Sour Cream expires? Does it go "good"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 what color will a smurf turn when you choke him???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 I love that line Pale. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrawberryFields Posted July 17, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 Why can men have hair growing on their neck and as soon as it is cut it becomes "itchy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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