Yearbook Photo and Name Spark Controversy

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1 minute ago, MormonGator said:

  Actually with some of the girls I dated in high school you are more accurate than you think. 

What?  A handsome strapping man of your caliber?  Oh!  I get it.  Tall, handsome.  But not dark.  You just gotta hang out at the beach more often, bro.  I have the dark part down -- it's natural.  But I'm neither tall nor handsome.  So, with these powers combined...

[Guest]

Just now, zil said:

That's nil, not zil!  (Or zilch, or zip, but not zil!)  Sheesh, talk about being dismissed!  Right into nothinghood....  I'm gonna go mope now.

@MormonGator,

Did you hear something?

[Guest MormonGator]

4 minutes ago, Carborendum said:

What?  A handsome strapping man of your caliber?  

You wouldn't be surprised how often I get that. It's hard being thin, handsome, rich and having a full head of luxurious hair. 

 

Edited May 10, 2016 by MormonGator

[Guest]

@zil

I sure hope you know I was kidding.

[Guest MormonGator]

4 minutes ago, zil said:

That's nil, not zil!  (Or zilch, or zip, but not zil!)  Sheesh, talk about being dismissed!  Right into nothinghood....  I'm gonna go mope now.

It's okay dear Zil. I'll defend your honor. 

I'll challenge Carb to a duel! 

[zil]

1 minute ago, Carborendum said:

@zil

I sure hope you know I was kidding.

 

[Guest]

Just remember my weapon of choice.

[zil]

1 minute ago, MormonGator said:

It's okay dear Zil. I'll defend your honor. 

I'll challenge Carb to a duel! 

[Guest MormonGator]

1 minute ago, Carborendum said:

Just remember my weapon of choice.

Aichent  weapons are no match for a good blaster by your side.  

Edited May 10, 2016 by MormonGator

[zil]

1 minute ago, MormonGator said:

Aichecnt weapons are no match for a good blaster by your side.  

And as you can see, the fingers of his drawing hand are too fast for the fingers of his other hand to keep up with, so there isn't even any point in trying to duck for cover - you'll have a hole in you before your hand reaches the saber.

[Guest MormonGator]

1 minute ago, zil said:

And as you can see, the fingers of his drawing hand are too fast for the fingers of his other hand to keep up with, so there isn't even any point in trying to duck for cover - you'll have a hole in you before your hand reaches the saber.

That and even for an English major my spelling is terrible. Thank goodness my good looks and sparkling charm make up for it. 

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Dang. I can't think of a good response...

OH. wait.

 

 

[Guest]

24 minutes ago, MormonGator said:

That and even for an English major my spelling is terrible. Thank goodness my good looks and sparkling charm make up for it. 

Good looks  and sparkling charm...

Edited May 10, 2016 by Guest

[NeuroTypical]

2 hours ago, Carborendum said:

I studied Ed Parker Kenpo as well.  I was interested in finding out that he and Bruce were contemporaries and collaborated on developing additional defensive moves.  Yup.  Kenpo's pretty cool too.

Ed Parker.  Mormon.  Taught Elvis.  Was in two Pink Panther movies.  

[Guest MormonGator]

4 minutes ago, NeuroTypical said:

Ed Parker.  Mormon.  Taught Elvis.  Was in two Pink Panther movies.  

I heard that in his younger years Elvis was actually a great athlete. 

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, MormonGator said:

I heard that in his younger years Elvis was actually a great athlete. 

Then he discovered carbohydrates.

[Guest MormonGator]

Just now, Carborendum said:

Then he discovered carbohydrates.

I'm a Gen-Xer but one of my most prized musical possessions is my collection of Elvis music. My old man always teases me,  "Gator, Elvis is before my time." I say "Pops, I'm thirty years younger than you!". 

[zil]

6 minutes ago, MormonGator said:

I'm a Gen-Xer but one of my most prized musical possessions is my collection of Elvis music. My old man always teases me,  "Gator, Elvis is before my time." I say "Pops, I'm thirty years younger than you!". 

Ah, I used to have a transparent blue 45 of Blue Suede Shoes.  I'm assuming it's in my brother's possession at the moment.

[Guest MormonGator]

1 minute ago, zil said:

Ah, I used to have a transparent blue 45 of Blue Suede Shoes.  I'm assuming it's in my brother's possession at the moment.

Zil was kicked out of the compound for listening to disco. I have my limits.

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2 minutes ago, MormonGator said:

Zil was kicked out of the compound for listening to disco. I have my limits.

in whut univers is blu suade shos cnsidrd disco?

 

[zil]

Just now, MormonGator said:

Zil was kicked out of the compound for listening to disco. I have my limits.

The man wouldn't know good music if the drummer smacked him upside the head...

[Guest MormonGator]

1 minute ago, zil said:

The man wouldn't know good music if the drummer smacked him upside the head...

Abba? Zil, you just crossed the line. No alimony for you. 

[zil]

2 minutes ago, MormonGator said:

Abba? Zil, you just crossed the line. No alimony for you. 

As long as I'm on this side of the line...

[Guest MormonGator]

Just now, zil said:

As long as I'm on this side of the line...

She does have a beautiful voice, for sure. 

[zil]

2 minutes ago, MormonGator said:

She does have a beautiful voice, for sure. 

And as long as I'm going too far, here's one of my favorites - all about you.