Sunday21 Posted March 4, 2017 Report Posted March 4, 2017 Funniest thing my family has ever done to me 1. I graduated. Got a job as a prof. My mother asked me to get a house so she could live with me. Fine. Got house. My mother then told me, that next step was I would adopt from China and she would come and raise the child. I said, no. Mother never came, not even to visit. Not even once. Me alone in big house. Thanks Mom. 2. Last night, my nonmember sister, tried to make me feel better that women do not have the priesthood. Don't worry, she said, membership will inevitably decline and they will have to give woman the priesthood. 3. They gave me 5 Billy Joel albums for my birthday. I hate Billy Joel. When I plan my funeral, I am going to come up with a mandatory dress code. Everyone in clown costumes! NeuroTypical and NeedleinA 2 Quote
NeedleinA Posted March 5, 2017 Report Posted March 5, 2017 Clown costume revenge/payback = perfect! Sunday21 1 Quote
anatess2 Posted March 6, 2017 Report Posted March 6, 2017 I told my husband I would haunt him if he doesn't have a karaoke party for my funeral. Maybe you can make the same demand. It would be awesome to have your family mourn you by singing karaoke in clown costumes. Sunday21 1 Quote
wenglund Posted March 6, 2017 Report Posted March 6, 2017 I will trade your Billy Joel albums for several of my priesthood assignment (snow removal, set up chairs, help ward members move). That should take care of two of your woes. Thanks -Wade Englund- Sunday21 1 Quote
Sunday21 Posted March 7, 2017 Author Report Posted March 7, 2017 10 hours ago, anatess2 said: I told my husband I would haunt him if he doesn't have a karaoke party for my funeral. Maybe you can make the same demand. It would be awesome to have your family mourn you by singing karaoke in clown costumes. I like your tninking! Quote
Sunday21 Posted March 7, 2017 Author Report Posted March 7, 2017 (edited) 7 hours ago, wenglund said: I will trade your Billy Joel albums for several of my priesthood assignment (snow removal, set up chairs, help ward members move). That should take care of two of your woes. Thanks -Wade Englund- You should have heard me...No No don't give me the priesthood! I help to clean a church building. How do we empty the garbage? We toss the bag in the men's washroom! True! This is the official procedure. Edited March 7, 2017 by Sunday21 wenglund 1 Quote
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