Can I still be saved if I don't shave? Serious only please.

[MarginOfError]

25 minutes ago, Vort said:

Ah, the hazardous life of a statistician, always flirting with death. (Technically 99.8% of the time, p=0.01.)

Oddly, death is a serious, though unlikely, risk anytime I go to work. 

[Vort]

6 minutes ago, MarginOfError said:

Oddly, death is a serious, though unlikely, risk anytime I go to work. 

You fly Alliance Air, I take it?

[askandanswer]

On 4/3/2018 at 6:55 AM, PIXIE PRIME LTD said:

Hi!         

I'm new around these parts just got back from my tour in the orient. I've been in a real rough patch of late 

and I've just been dropping the ball on my shaving game. I have always wanted to get into heaven and I'm just 

wondering what Y's (the Lord)'s policy is on beard care. Will I be able to get into heaven with a beard like mine?

In general, Judges 16:19 suggests that we should be wary of those who want us to shave. However, in the specific instance of BYU policies, it is better to obey and sacrifice the beard.

19  And she made him sleep upon her knees; and she called for a man, and she caused him to shave off the seven locks of his head; and she began to afflict him, and his strength went from him.