Jamie123 Posted May 5, 2024 Report Posted May 5, 2024 (edited) I've just been listening to my favourite songs by Lady Antebellum and the Dixie Chicks, and having a good cry, but thanking the Lord that Confederate Railroad are standing firm against the evil tide of Wokery. But we need a special hero! Will Brer Rabbit rise from the grave to save us in our hour of need? Brer Rabbit meets Brer Woke One satisfactual day, when Brer Sun was shining mightily amongst the clouds, Brer Rabbit was hopping down the road. And who should Brer Rabbit meet but Miss Meadows and the Gals, out for a stroll. "Good day to you ladies!" said Brer Rabbit as he hopped past, but when he noticed the look on their purty faces he stopped dead in his tracks. "Oh, Brother Rabbit!" said Miss Meadows. "We have just met that frightful gentleman Brer Woke, and he's looking for you!" "He sure is, Brer Rabbit!" cried the Gals. "He's in a mean mood! He's snaggletoothed and double jointed..." "...and YOU're the man he's after!" added Miss Meadows, unnecessarily. "Oh, don't you be worrying about me, Ladies," said Brer Rabbit. "I've outfoxed Brer Fox and Brer Wolf and Brer Bear more times than I can count! Why, as for that Tar Baby..." "Yes, we know, Brer Rabbit!" said Miss Meadows. "But we fear Brer Woke may be another matter! He's had poor Uncle Remus banned! He's had trigger warnings put on Mary Poppins and he's forced Lady Antebellum and the Dixie Chicks to change their names! Poor Scarlett O'Hara won't be saying 'Fiddle De Dee' again for a long time, and he doesn't give... er...a darn about Rhett Butler. He's after Confederate Railroad and Shania Twain and all the Zippedy Doo Dah in the world won't save you this time!" To be continued... Edited May 5, 2024 by Jamie123 Carborendum, Vort, ZealoulyStriving and 2 others 1 4 Quote
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