Dr T Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 In order to keep the bank from repossessing their ranch, 2 sisters needed to purchase a bull from the stockyard in Fort Worth so that they could breed their own stock. >> > > They only have $600. Upon leaving, the brunette told her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I’ll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home." >> > > The brunette arrived at the stockyard, inspected the bull, and decided to buy it. The man told her that he will sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drove to the nearest Western Union office to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. >> > > She walked into the telegraph office, and said, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home." >> > > The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's $1.00 a word." >> > > Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1.00 left. >> > > She realized that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. >> > > After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, "I want you to send her the word 'comfortable.'" >> > > The operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word 'comfortable?'" >> > > The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. The word's big. She'll read it very slowly ... com-for-da-bull." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pushka Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 LOL!! Now that was really funny!! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crytsprospect Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 Too Funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canuck Mormon Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 In order to keep the bank from repossessing their ranch, 2 sisters needed to purchase a bull from the stockyard in Fort Worth so that they could breed their own stock. >> > > They only have $600. Upon leaving, the brunette told her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I’ll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home." >> > > The brunette arrived at the stockyard, inspected the bull, and decided to buy it. The man told her that he will sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drove to the nearest Western Union office to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. >> > > She walked into the telegraph office, and said, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home." >> > > The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's $1.00 a word." >> > > Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1.00 left. >> > > She realized that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. >> > > After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, "I want you to send her the word 'comfortable.'" >> > > The operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word 'comfortable?'" >> > > The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. The word's big. She'll read it very slowly ... com-for-da-bull."HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHere's one for you Dr.T.A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, I'm Mr.Sugarbrown's daughter.'Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, 'I'm JaneSugarbrown.'The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said, 'Aren't you Mr.Sugarbrown's daughter?'She replied, 'I thought I was, but mother says I'm not.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted February 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 I'm glad someone liked it. CM, That is a good one. I'll have to remember it (hahahaha) Thanks for that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
susieSA Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 hahahahaha Thanks Dr T & CM... those were excellent... hehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tree Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 totally hillarious !!!!!!!!!!!! COM FOR DA BULL! ill have to show my husband that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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