Funny Signatures

[MorningStar]

I don't always pay attention to signatures on here, but I think Canuck's is hilarious. What are some other funny ones on here that I've missed?

[WANDERER]

Everytime Moshka posts I crack up. Take the time to visit his profile for the penguin shots LOL.

[Dr T]

Mine used to say "There's no such thing as Muprhy's law" or "I don't believe in Muprhy's law) or something like that but the funny part was someone added "I believe in Murphys law" to their sig line. I guess we can't be too subtle sometimes...?

[Alaskagain]

I used to have "I believe in Murphy slaw."

[tiancum]

mine rocks...jack handey is da BOMB

[MorningStar]

mine rocks...jack handey is da BOMB

I love Jack Handey. I can't decide which one I like the most. Disneyland burning down was pretty great. But for some reason I was really amused by this one:

If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just lay real limp like a dummy so people will try to catch you. Because hey, free dummy.

It's so stupid, but it cracks me up!

[MorningStar]

My old sig used to say, "There is no MorningStar, only Zuul."

[Vanilla]

If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just lay real limp like a dummy so people will try to catch you. Because hey, free dummy.

That was a great Jack Handy!

[Dr T]

I'm thinking it was orringello (or that person but not sure)

[Palerider]

mine rocks...jack handey is da BOMB

everybody needs words of wisdom from Jack Handey.....LOL!!!!!!

[Guest pinkiwikisses]

i think mine is Awesome! hehe :)