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Would this also apply to baptisms if the priesthood holder had fornicated or something else? Would the person still be a normal member?

Also check out the links on this page. Each one is a short little wav file and each one is funny as #### too! http://www.landoverbaptist.org/LOL/lol.html edited by peace 2/9/04

From the halloween story: I'd rather take the twix or bubble gum. I'm all for it if I get presents. Again I'll take the gum instead. Or...

The cheek and the forehead. They are good for in the morning when u got bad breath, they are good for underage children cus it "looks cute", and they are for older men and little children so the men don't look like pedophiles. Kiss on the cheek. It shouldn't hurt. I think you can make out with her hand too.

If she likes my sig, she'll really like my pic. I'm a hot fox!!! Does she live close to anaheim?

Or they spend 4 times as much money on each other, spend 4 times the amount of time together and go at it (*wink wink*) 4 times more than normal. I wish I had an anniversery on the 29th

I've read about something called witnessing. I saw it on that funny site and I've read it on some anti-mormon sites too (in order to understand their opposing views). My question is: What is witnessing, and why does the LDS church not talk about it?

I sure hope you were looking at the road too BTW, for me it's new age music. Edited by Peace 2/8/04

YSA should work. Lots of young RM's there that will act appropriately, and stupidly, around her.

You got pictures of her at all?

Most likely, you have to go to some porn sight, and sign up for their weekly newsletter email or whatever. Are stripclubs and lap dances considered porn???

According to what most lawyers will tell you he WAS NOT murdered. Rather it was a justifiable homicide. Like the death penalty.

Mary Magdelane was the first person Jesus showed himself to. Why??? Why her? Why not his mother or Peter or any of the other apostles? Acording to Roman history (yes this is true), in order for someone to begin their ministry and teach the gospel one had to be 30 years of age and, get this, MARRIED! Was Jesus married or was he one that was allowed to begin his ministry without getting married. If he was married, why isn't it in the bible? Is it for the same reason that Heavenly Mother is never talked about?

I don't know if that is biblical...I find no reference. Neither is the nails in the wrist. That is something that historians had to go to Roman history to figure out. I thought, according to Roman history, that they removed the clothes of the person that was being crucified, since being on the cross was supposed to humilate you just as much as kill you since both, according to the Romans, were just ways of paying the price for breaking the law.And didn't the Pharisees say that Jesus needed to be crucified because of treason?

oh geez you might as well delete this then.

Lol, I wouldn't want to have killed myself if I had a girlfriend in highschool. If she is already your girlfriend then get more girlfriends. Tell her that it is wrong to be stuck with just one person at your age. Even the church thinks that young adults should date around to figure out what they like in the opposite sex. Also treat her like an equal. Have her open her own door. Split bills at restaurants and stuff. Don't go out more than once a week and don't go out on friday, saturday, or sunday. When you do go out have your mom take you. Or have someone who will be interested in everything that happened on your date drive you like lonely teenage brothers. Talk about her to your guy friends. Gossip. She'll be doing the same. If she has a problem with it tell her how happy you are to have her as a girlfriend, and how you want to show her off and everything. You can do it two ways. Just dog her, and call her every single day so she gets annoyed at talking to you everyday. Call her all the time and ask her what she's doing and what she's thinking. Or just ignore her as best you can. You can also try to get real frisky with her if she's not that type of girl and then dump her and tell her that sex is an important part of the relationship. All that should help you get out of the relationship. If you want to of course. But then again you can work your butt off at work when your 16 and spend your entire paycheck on her becasue that's what boyfriends do.

When it is possible for me to help people NOT be gay, then I will help those that don't want to be gay, not to be gay. But for now, I don't believe there is any ethical method for doing so. I believe all sins are to be punished in one way or another... Therefore, according to your logic, I believe in scriptures and in God. Therefore, according to your [sarcasm]SOUND LOGIC[/sarcasm], I hate gays. Therefore, if I am to love gays and love everyone like Christ says I must say they are bad people and do everything to take away support for their life style. I must have anti-gay rallies, I must stamp down on their parades and make a mockery of them wherever I see them, so that they will become closet homosexuals. I must keep them from living their lifestyles in peace. I must be mean and rude to them to get them to stop. I must ask unChrist-like towards them. Does anybody else see the paradox that Peace has created??? Ah now we agree on something. Doesn't mean I shouldn't suport the person? Strange that those LDS people that are homosexual wait until their told by their bishop and family and loved ones that their lifestyle is wrong before they go kill themselves. Maybe if we supported the person and tried to understand what they were going through, maybe they might choose to live in sin, then die trying to live perfectly. Eh, I think supporting the sin and allowing them to do whatever they choose to do, is more Christlike than telling them they are wrong and need to stop.

Oh and is it true that the adulterous that Jesus talked about casting the first stone at was Mary Magdelane (sp?)?

Is it wrong to eat at something like that? I went last night and was munching on some popcorn and sipping my sprite while the woman two seats to my left kept sniffling and stuff. Also, weren't stakes nailed through his wrists also? And am I wrong to believe that they were supposed to be nude on the cross? The part that hit me the hardest was when Mary ran out to Jesus and said, "I am here" and then it flashed back to when Jesus was a boy and fell down and she ran to him and said the same thing.

Your asking if it's normal. At 12 probably not. At least wait until you're 14 to get serious with a girl. Or in high school at least. At least it will be pretty normal. Not completely normal for LDS's and you turn some heads but nothing to worry about doing it at 14. You can always wait until 16 too. But be careful. The earlier you start dating the earlier opportunities occur to fornicate, and you might not be old enough to marry to get away with it.

Run, and repent next Sunday for denying Christ. If Jesus saw everybody run he'd probably say to himself, "Ooooh, I died for this?"

Edited by Peace 2/24/04

Ah, how nice. One gay man out of a million or more did something nice. That must mean all gays are kind and nice/end sarcasm. I don't see how there could be a gay gene. If there is then gays must be having children to pass the gene on to. And since they aren't mating with the opposite sex, children are kind of far-fetched and passing on genes is just as far-fetched. I could understand chemical imbalances, but I couldn't agree with how unbalanced the chemicals could be. There are way too many 100% gay people to suggest that all the fluctuations in chemical composition could cause the same thing to the same degree in people.

Lack of companion. I'd like to have someone to tell all my secrets to and someone for me to fall in love with. I'd want someone to talk to, to love, and to always have at my side. My constant companion, like the holy ghost. Except they won't go away when I've been bad. I've done everything I can think of to try and find a woman without actually resorting to being a jerk or doing any of that singles stuff. I figure if you call yourself single your basically admitting defeat cus it's weird to be called single. To go to single's dances. Everything structured around not being single. A fact: Men are attracted to women that they can see themselves in bed with, they like women with nice bodies and faces; women are attracted to men they can see themselves kissing, women seem to like lips just as much as guys like bodies.

Yes, you obviously don't know anything about it. What if someone said God was a man once? What would you tell them? Could you tell them they are wrong?As God once was, man is; as God is now, man will become, or whatever it says. Why do you even attempt to critique something you have never seen. Regardless of what you said, there is still 2 hours of information which you haven't seen. And peace, you seem to think that homosexuals need help. You seem to move forward the idea that homosexuals are somehow worse off, sin-wise, than the rest of us. What makes homosexuality any more greivous[sp?] than any other sin? And if it isn't why should you care if homosexuality is ok or not, when you have your sins which you know yourself are not ok. To all of you: fix your sins first before you go and try to change others. Don't change others to your unperfect self when you yourself aren't. Eh, don't take that the wrong way. I'm not better than any of you.