DisRuptive1

Luckily me and about 4 other guys split off and go to our own seperate room and have our missionary-prep class. Elder's quorum at my ward is mainly for the hard working fathers. I'm just a lazy student still lookin' for a girl.

This is just like scrabble. Names don't count.

Attractive to both men and women. Wow.

Has stephen posted in this thread yet?

Can we have any non-religious ones like: WOULD YOU LIKE TO BOMB IRAN? My writing is in blue My writing is in red I'm Saddam. Saddam I am. I do not like you, Uncle Sam. Would you like to bomb Iran? We'll sell you weapons, despite the ban. I would not like to bomb Iran! Praise be to Allah, and Koran! Those weapons are against convention... Nevermind Geneva, pay no attention! We hate Iran, it's our contention. We have no qualm, no apprehension! I'll give this task to Ibrahim. He'll make a plan! He'll plot a scheme! Business as usual with your regime. My inner circle is full of turds. Is it any surprise that we'd gas the Kurds? We knew you gassed them in '88. We weren't concerned 'til you raided Kuwait. You caused my invasion to be abated, I'm now on your list of most hated. Alright, you win I'll withdraw. I'll also kill my son-in-law. With so little blood spilled on your soil, your plot was much too easy to foil. Could this war have been for oil? What is this sound? What is this treason? Don't mind me, I'm the voice of reason. Now you've started another war, in time for the election of 2004. We won this war without a hitch! You hippies have no right to b*tch! But won't this war make Bechtel rich? Who would you hire to repair Iraq? Germany? Russia? Or Jacques Chirac? This debate is tedious and may go on forever. To document it in rhyme is a tremendous endeavor. Perhaps it's best to let it die. Justification is in the beholder's eye. What will the media report without a war? Real news is such a dreadful chore. Shark attacks, SARS, invasion from Mars. Terrorism, sports cars, and Hollywood stars. Until we declare war on North Korea, we'll have to settle for this journalistic diarrhea. This discourse could go on, but what's the use? It's just a tribute to Dr. Seuss www.maddox.xmission.com

Spirit of god And I think the other is called Hail to the Man, or it at least starts with those words. Oh! And put your shoulder to the wheel. Unlike your ward we have variety.

I got married on the monkey bars in pre-school. I hope she doesn't hit me up for alimony

Regardless, only if it is lewd will people not tolerate it. It is up to the people to decide if it is moral or not. You can call it either equality or lewd acts. It's up to the people. That's why you have places like Vegas and Salt Lake City different from each other. The people that live in each area tolerate and allow different things.

Or you could always take the passage literally.

I know he never actually joined any church. The whole reason he prayed was because he didn't know which church was the right one, and he wanted to choose God's true church. Hence a humble prayer got him his answer.

I think he prayed after he was urged to join the church and that is when he had his first vision.

Yeah that sounds right. Such pathetic creatures we, men, are.

No wonder why everysingle topic is over 2 pages long. The moderators do a crappy job of keeping topics on-topic. Isn't this topic supposed to be about witnessing?

I think we almost had something like that where someone held up a big board with this priesthood stuff to say but I guess it didn't catch on. Maybe we're supposed to do it to but we don't because we're too prideful. Goes to show that women are morally and spiritually superior to men.

Literally, caffeine does rot your brain.

What is it that the young women say during the third hour after they have their opening song?

How is it lawfully wrong? The transactions happen between the auctioner, the owner of such items, and the bidders. Ebay only takes responsibility for maintaining the site and providing a way for the people to exchange items. As you said you must be an ebay member in order to complain. However there is nothing lawful you can do to them because when you sign up there's a little something that you have to agree to called the "End User License Agreement." You, the end user, agree, among other conditions, that ebay is not responsible for auctions that are horrible or wrong. This came up when a man put up for bidding a night with his wife. I think Ebay stayed safe in this but I don't know how it turned out. All I know is some guy got gyped on his bid.

I don't think he wanted you to move it in the first place so, yes, I do believe moving it back would be the most appropriate and redeeming action that you could take.

Makes sense. Except for the fact that women, both LDS and non-LDS, have higher IQ's than men. That's gotta be wrong in some way or another. That test should be redone.

Also I'm assuming he rose on a Sunday. The Sabbath was on a Saturday but because their were so many people they added Friday to the Sabbath in order to do their burnt offerings and such. The reason they broke his legs and the legs of the other 2 criminals also crucified was because they couldn't have them alive on the sabbath. So as the sun set they made sure to set in motion their death so that they would be dead by sundown. So using this logic Jesus must have been crucified on a Thursday. He must have also bled for our sins on a Thursday. P.S. Me, in church.

And columbine happened on hitler's birthday. BACK TO THE SUBJECT!!!

Are you trying to prove a point?

Am I correct to assume that Jesus rose from the dead on April 6, 33AD? And also I heard somewhere that he was also born on April 6th. Is that true also? Did he die on his birthday?

He never left the church. I'm sure he wanted to stay in, most likely. But he got kicked out. All he did was kiss another man and was caught. He was then sent home, excommunicated and then sent to shock therapy. By the way, I agree with the review of the LA Times.

Witnessing. I typed up the first page and check back the next day and there is already 5 pages of info I have to read through.